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Auntie Maria
Ha`aha`a
USA
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 Posted - 08/26/2005 : 2:50:04 PM
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From the front page of my friend Keola Donaghy's wonderful nahenahe.net website:
So an "C" note, "Eb" note and "G" note walk into a bar and ask for three beers. The bartender replies " I am sorry, but we don't serve minors...."
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Jeff Au Hoy
Aloha
USA
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Posted - 08/30/2005 : 10:34:30 AM
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Of course this offends Eb who immediately leaves. The other two then share a fifth between them.
After a couple of hours, G's had too much to drink and starts to droop. The outlook begins to diminish.
The bartender then asks C, "So what's it going to be?" C replies, "Just tonic."
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(In my opinion this whole situation could have been easily avoided had they identified themselves as an Eb6.) |
Edited by - Jeff Au Hoy on 08/30/2005 10:36:08 AM |
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chunky monkey
Ha`aha`a
USA
1022 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2005 : 11:54:52 AM
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| isn't there a duck in this joke somewhere? |
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Bwop
Lokahi
USA
244 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2005 : 12:46:05 PM
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Jus' can't resis...
Know what chord you get when you drop one piano down a coal shaft??
A flat miner. |
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Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 08/30/2005 : 1:39:25 PM
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(In my opinion this whole situation could have been easily avoided had they identified themselves as an Eb6.)
Yeah, but it would represent an 80 proof inverted sense of humor!
Not to mention that C would not have been a good drinking buddy since C would have been high before they ever got to the bar!
Not to also mention that they would have to bring another drinking buddy because a Bb is needed to make a complete Eb6.
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Mahope Kākou...
...El Lorenzo de Ondas Sonoras |
Edited by - Lawrence on 08/31/2005 08:54:05 AM |
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Kapila Kane
Ha`aha`a
USA
1051 Posts |
Posted - 09/01/2005 : 6:47:43 PM
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Posted - 09/02/2005 : 03:50:47 AM
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| Wered there 8 notes in the bar? |
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Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2006 : 1:42:21 PM
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Just thought I would post a longer version of this Joke, for referal
purposes!
Three notes walk into a bar...
C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we
don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth
between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is
out flat.
F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp
enough. D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom
saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second."
Then A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that
this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and
exclaims, "Get out now. You're the seventh minor I've found in this
bar."
E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night
in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says,
"You're looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major
development."
This proves to be the case, as E-flat takes off the suit, and
everything else, and stands there au natural.
Eventually, C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he's under
a rest. C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing
to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS
without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however,
C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that
accusations to the contrary are bassless.
The bartender decides, however, that since he's only had tenors as
patrons, and the soprano is out in the bathroom, everything has
become all too much treble; he needs a break, and closes the bar at
the end of the Coda.
( I am sure this could be extended further, so as to inflict more
pain on ususpecting readers )
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Mahope Kākou...
...El Lorenzo de Ondas Sonoras |
Edited by - Lawrence on 08/02/2006 1:43:58 PM |
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slackkeymike
Lokahi
440 Posts |
Posted - 08/02/2006 : 5:22:31 PM
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Uggggggh. I think I left my harp in San Fran's Disco...
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Aloha, Mike |
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