| Author |
 Topic  |
|
Pua Kai
Ha`aha`a
USA
1007 Posts |
 Posted - 05/21/2006 : 07:50:07 AM
|
Posted on: Thursday, May 18, 2006 10:35 AM HST
Man, 32, used ukulele to beat wife, police say
Star-Bulletin Staff
citydesk @ starbulletin.com
Police arrested a 32-year-old man who allegedly attacked his wife with a kitchen pot and an ukulele just after midnight today.
Police said the man fled the couple’s Honolulu residence after the victim threatened to call police.
The man returned home at about 2 a.m. and was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault and four outstanding warrants.
|
|
|
Mark
Ha`aha`a
USA
1628 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2006 : 09:36:35 AM
|
Oooh, I can't wait for all the feedback..
What kind of `ukulele did he use?
What kind of strings?
Is solid koa more threatening than laminated?
What's the best pickup for that "killer tone?"
|
 |
|
|
sandman
Lokahi
USA
181 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2006 : 12:18:05 PM
|
Gives a new meaning to the term "beater uke"!
Sandy |
Leap into the boundless and make it your home.
Zhuang-zi |
|
|
|
Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2006 : 3:14:00 PM
|
Is he a tenor or soprano?
Maybe they worked in concert.
He won't be a baritone for long. |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
|
|
|
Bing
Lokahi
USA
100 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2006 : 5:06:16 PM
|
| Maybe he didn't like her G-string. |
Bing |
|
|
|
Konabob
`Olu`olu
USA
928 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2006 : 6:14:59 PM
|
| Obviously the guy is a slacker... If he had a real job.. er, gig... he would not have been home at "just after midnight". |
|
|
|
Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 08:20:36 AM
|
There's no sense beating around the Bush(man) here.
Not much to fret about anymore, but this guy was clearly high strung.
Certainly he will be playing a different tune in the slammer.
They probably won't even let him uke out the window!
|
Mahope Kākou...
...El Lorenzo de Ondas Sonoras |
Edited by - Lawrence on 05/22/2006 09:29:36 AM |
|
|
|
Mark
Ha`aha`a
USA
1628 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 08:27:22 AM
|
| Sounds like a nut to me. |
|
|
|
Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 09:22:49 AM
|
Did he hit her with the upper or lower bout?
Maybe the hit had him kerfing at the bridge.
She must have been seeing dots.
I bet she had him pegged.
The jail time will have him all strung up with no song to sing.
She's an "Ukulele Lady".
He'll be "Somewhere, Over the Rainbow".
aw . . this is too easy . .
|
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
|
|
|
Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 10:34:09 AM
|
Her father probably knew his daughter was in trouble when she first
started hanging out with that guy.
When that idiot swung the uke over her head, if he had just held off,
he might have realized he held "a bridge over troubled daughter".
If we keep this up, I am sure we can get someone to Puke.
|
Mahope Kākou...
...El Lorenzo de Ondas Sonoras |
Edited by - Lawrence on 05/22/2006 12:09:50 PM |
|
|
|
chunky monkey
Ha`aha`a
USA
1026 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 12:03:49 PM
|
| I had Ahi Puke once - or was that Ahi Poke? My wife would say " same difference" |
|
|
|
Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 2:06:30 PM
|
| yukulele (yuk yuk) |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
|
|
|
cpatch
Ahonui
USA
2187 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 2:34:07 PM
|
| There's nothing funny about a wife getting beaten by her husband. |
Craig
My goal is to be able to play as well as people think I can. |
Edited by - cpatch on 05/22/2006 2:34:43 PM |
|
|
|
Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 2:42:49 PM
|
absolutely
chuckling at the bad puns |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
|
|
|
Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 3:44:23 PM
|
quote:
There's nothing funny about a wife getting beaten by her husband.
Of course not, but it IS funny to try to use an uke as a weapon.
|
Mahope Kākou...
...El Lorenzo de Ondas Sonoras |
Edited by - Lawrence on 05/22/2006 3:45:11 PM |
|
|
|
slackkeymike
Lokahi
440 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2006 : 4:31:26 PM
|
quote:
Originally posted by Bing
Maybe he didn't like her G-string.
Hmmm, was it a high or low G-string? I leke 'em all.
Mike |
Aloha, Mike |
|
|
|
Topic |
|
Topic Locked
