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T-Dan
Lokahi
USA
132 Posts |
 Posted - 12/05/2007 : 07:13:47 AM
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What do you get if you drop your frozen waffle on da beach?
A sandy Eggo.
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Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2007 : 07:53:54 AM
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aaaarrrrghhh.........
....sigh
.....thud!
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Mahope Kākou...
...El Lorenzo de Ondas Sonoras |
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slipry1
Ha`aha`a
USA
1511 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2007 : 09:48:26 AM
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What do you call a musician who's broken up with his girlfriend?
Homeless! |
keaka |
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alika207
Ha`aha`a
USA
1260 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2007 : 3:39:09 PM
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Let's see...
Oo, I know one. I like this one because a blind person is involved in it. It is a little gross but ot dirty, and I actually think it's really funny, so here goes.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy some fishing gear, and the casheer, who is blind, suggests she buy a rod and reel for $20.00. Just as she puts them on the counter, she passes gas. Then the blind man says, "OK, that'll be $25.50: $20.00 for the rod and reel, $3.00 for the duck call, and $2.50 for the catfish stink bait." |
He kehau ho'oma'ema'e ke aloha.
'Alika / Polinahe |
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alika207
Ha`aha`a
USA
1260 Posts |
Posted - 12/06/2007 : 12:22:21 PM
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Here's a better one to make up for it.
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud, when do you open?" |
He kehau ho'oma'ema'e ke aloha.
'Alika / Polinahe |
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Podagee57
Lokahi
USA
280 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2007 : 09:17:08 AM
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Man I can't believe this...a Hawaiian forum and no Podagee jokes. C'mon, let's hear some.
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What? You mean high "E" is the TOP string. No way dude! That changes everything! |
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da_joka
Lokahi
361 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2007 : 10:29:07 AM
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Q: How you make one one armed podagee fall out of one tree?
A: wave |
If can, can. If no can, no can. |
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da_joka
Lokahi
361 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2007 : 11:03:16 AM
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How do you keep a potagee busy?
Give um on sheet of paper wit:
FRONT:
How do you keep a potagee busy?
Answer on odda side.
BACK:
How do you keep a potagee busy?
Answer on odda side. |
If can, can. If no can, no can. |
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da_joka
Lokahi
361 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2007 : 11:04:43 AM
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eh podagee ... NOW, look wat you started! ;-)
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If can, can. If no can, no can. |
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Podagee57
Lokahi
USA
280 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2007 : 8:32:32 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by da_joka
eh podagee ... NOW, look wat you started! ;-)
I'm laughin' my you know what off! I knew there had to be plenty out there...everyone been politically correct and holdin' back. |
What? You mean high "E" is the TOP string. No way dude! That changes everything! |
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