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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
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 Posted - 09/17/2008 : 04:03:34 AM
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Originally posted by John
Wire you doin' this?
To find out why all the lights are on at Retro & Momi's house but nobody's ohm. |
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Kawika96797
Akahai
USA
71 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 04:20:11 AM
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WATT the HECO is going on here? 
You guys are overloading my patience. I have a short fuse. I might have to charge somebody with assault and battery to my brain. |
"I have no recollection of that" |
Edited by - Kawika96797 on 09/17/2008 04:31:15 AM |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 09:51:48 AM
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Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 10:28:22 AM
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Aloha, Y'all; this is the PRE-1840 part of the household. Last time the power was out, it was on a weekend. I cooked breakfast on the grill, coffee, eggs, fried toast and bacon. We don't eat that way nowadays, plus I go to work too early to make breakfast. I gave Wanda a flashlight so she wouldn't trip in the dark, but she lost it, and I had to give her a second one to find the first one with.
While Wanda & Karen were playing Pac-Man, I was searching high & low for a wind-up alarm clock so I could get up at 2:00 AM to go to work. Half the stores were closed due to no power. I finally found a battery alarm clock, but it was hunka junk and didn't work. I took it back and got a nother one that worked, so I took my guitar to hula prctice. Good thing there was power at the Library, or we wouldna had a place to practice. I didn't need no amp, the room ain't that big. My Honey needs to learn to RESIST the temptation of all those GREEDY KILOWATTS, and 'jus press. I think we have reached the CAPACITANCE for these puns. When I make these kinda puns, all I get is STATIC!
Paul |
"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 11:03:27 AM
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Originally posted by rendesvous1840
I think we have reached the CAPACITANCE for these puns. When I make these kinda puns, all I get is STATIC!
There we go with another armature quarterback trying to call all the shocks. |
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 11:12:59 AM
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October 3rd, I start a class in Advanced Automotive Electrical systems, the wires will be buzzin' after that.
Paul |
"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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cpatch
Ahonui
USA
2187 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 12:52:48 PM
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| Why am I not shocked that this thread is generating all these puns? I hope all of you are getting a charge out of this, but try to keep it short for those who might find it a little draining so we can get back to the regular flow of things. |
Craig
My goal is to be able to play as well as people think I can. |
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Kawika96797
Akahai
USA
71 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 1:04:25 PM
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Originally posted by wcerto
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
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Wanda is such a good sport about about all of these puns. If there were a TP hall of Fame I would inductor into it. Since the NFL Hall of Fame is in Canton. We could build the TP Hall of Fame nearby in Coulombus.
These jokes are really lightning up my spirit. |
"I have no recollection of that" |
Edited by - Kawika96797 on 09/17/2008 5:15:33 PM |
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RWD
`Olu`olu
USA
850 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 1:35:41 PM
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 6:58:19 PM
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| Ohm my! Watt you guys doing? Wire you guys doing this? I guess you just needed a creative outlet. OK, time to switch topics. But I knew you guys couldn't resistor your brains might have exploded. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
Edited by - wcerto on 09/17/2008 6:58:51 PM |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2008 : 06:39:02 AM
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As I was communicating yesterday with Rochelle, the beloved editor / luna ho`oponopono of our Northwest Hawai`i Times newspaper, she tells me she was experiencing the outages in Ohio as well, while she was there visiting her mo`opuna. She claims to have enjoyed having a couple days of enforced off-line-ness. Maybe I should ask her to give lessons to Wanda?
(Hey, look! An entire post from me, utterly free of electricity puns! It can be done!) |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2008 : 06:53:06 AM
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Originally posted by Retro
(Hey, look! An entire post from me, utterly free of electricity puns! It can be done!)
Oh. So you actually conduit. \m/ <--Shocker. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2008 : 07:09:38 AM
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| Ed - shocker. Har-har. I think that was the best of the bunch. Very subtle, what with the arrow and all. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2008 : 08:21:58 AM
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Originally posted by wcerto
Ed - shocker. Har-har. I think that was the best of the bunch. Very subtle, what with the arrow and all.
Mahalo Auntie. Believe it or not, dis is da very first time in my life I ever tried being punny. Mobeta I stop now or risk becoming afflicted like somebody else we know who shall remain nameless but lives in Seattle with Momi. |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2008 : 09:50:04 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
...or risk becoming afflicted like somebody else we know who shall remain nameless but lives in Seattle with Momi.
You should be so fortunate, my friend.  |
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