Braddah duke I still stay rollin.Not making fun of our friend darren,who is hearing impaired.He named his bowling team,NO-LIMIT,being one rascal,I went up to da console and type a new name for da team,NO-NIMITZ.Only because dat's how he said em.Wen duke was pau laughing he wen point em out,darren wen turn around point his finga at me and laugh too.
I remember when my oldest daughter just started kindergarten. She musta been 5 years old. She came home from school and told me that little Johnny said the "F" word at school. I just about fell over. I couldn't figure how this sweet, innocent little girl would have any idea what the "F" word would be. We don't even say sheesh hardly at our house. So I asked her just exactly what is the "F" word. She said, Mommy, you know. I said I do not know, please tell me. She said she would get in trouble if she said the "F" word. I promised her that if she told me what she heard, that I no would wash her mouth out with soap. So she said, you know, Mom. You know the "F" word -- fuht. Whew. Glad I did not have to explain the other "F" word to her. Dodged a bullet on that one.
And Braddah Ed: Paul better keep his mouth shut if he knows what side of the bread his butter is on. Just like yoorf hearts don't stink, neither do mine. That is if I would ever do such a thing, which I wouldn't. It wouldn't be ladylike. Right Paul, who shares my bed?????
Chris - I am glad you quoted that very akamai song. I think Braddah Ed needs to listen to it and take it to heart. Chris is smarter than I gave him credit for. At least his doctor wife might be nice to him. See, he knows which side his bread is buttered on!
Besides which, women think with their brain whereas men think wit dat little puhi ting that gets inna way allatime.
Eh bradah Ed. Don't fall fo dat one, it's one trick dey pull alatime lidat. You try look da bread oni get two sides, dis one n dat one. Still going taste da same. N fo Chis's wife lidat, she won docta yeah, dey always goin tell you "look into da lite" or "Don't look into da lite, look at my eah." Eh wai I wanna lookin yo eah? But what point iz I I I fogot what da point iz. But no giv up so eazy n no look into da lite n no look into da eah. Kden. My werk hea iz pau.
Stiff neck. Ha-ha. I get it! Just don't take it and go around that Tita ova Waikiki what chased us away. Then YOU would get it and I am sure it is something you don't want.
Kden, let da circus begin once mo ovah hea. I tink we gotta broaden oua horizons n da stuff we like talk about hea. Wen we go to da udda treads lidat we end up stinkin’em up yeah. Bumbai da udda membahs gonna tink “eh deez guys lolos dey alla time talk about da fut, n who wen fut, n wea dey wen fut. Dey kenna get beyond da fut. Sheeze!!!”
Fo us guyz we gotta do betta. We gotta take da hia road yeah. Kenna be jez about da fut anymoa. Dey iz life beyond dat—n I seen it, n betta yet I smelt it. It waz jez like heaven I tink.
So we go talk about something else. What you figuah? I kenna rememba da name but as someone famous ova hea once sed “ If can, can….If cannot, can”. So we gotta hold oua heads high, take da finga off da nose n imua.
Yeah no. Dey getem down to one science. Dea's iz `ono, it's so rich. I tink dey add da fat yeah. Anden da luau leaf, always tender, dey pulledem da right time. Da buttafish iz sooo good -- kahi momona. Da beef or da chicken, you always like some moz even do had plany yeah.
But you know what? You can make your own too n can taste just az good. Jez gotta get one good steemah, good luau leaf n ti leaf. Anden you ready too go. Cookin az my hobby, but I tink my mout stay killing me.
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Posted - 06/03/2008 : 11:44:23 AM
