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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu

546 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  1:58:33 PM  Show Profile  Visit Peter Medeiros's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Eh good ting internet scratch n sniff n not sniff n scratch yeah, man would we be in troubl. Wid Bruddah Duke wintah time would be alas yeah, kenna open da window too cold. Ad leaz down hea get chance no mo snow outside, jez gotta make sua you upwin laidat eh. But da bugga stay sharp yeah.
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu

546 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  2:29:17 PM  Show Profile  Visit Peter Medeiros's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yeah would be interesting, butchoo know dis iz hia education yeah. Git standahds yeah. Anyways, back to Hoof Hearted we go hookem up n ledem rip wen dakine get lo.
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wcerto
Ahonui

USA
5052 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  3:41:06 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I want you guys to know that Duke is a perfect gentleman. He never did anything pootankey while I was around. I even went in one elevator with him at the Marriott. Matter of fact when you hug him, he smells fresh and clean. Downey fresh.

Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu

546 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  3:42:29 PM  Show Profile  Visit Peter Medeiros's Homepage  Reply with Quote
So?
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braddah jay
Lokahi

235 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  5:49:29 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Uncle peter,braddah ed you see how lolo dis buggah,only now I catch on.Hoof hearted,how you figga,my best friend and still nevah catch on.My kids still rememba dat day in the van,me I'd rather foget Aloha.
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braddah jay
Lokahi

235 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  5:58:20 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
[quote]Originally posted by wcerto

I want you guys to know that Duke is a perfect gentleman.

Eh auntie wanda,das only because he no like scolding from braddah ed. Now dat you family,you in.Now you goin see da real sir duke...nah nah just kiddin,my braddah is one big teddy bear,just no mess with his cubs. Aloha
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu

546 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  5:59:05 PM  Show Profile  Visit Peter Medeiros's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Eh braddah Jay whatsamattayou. You neva take your smaht pills, Dey callem bitamins you know. Sheez diz kids nowdays dey neva lisen.
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wcerto
Ahonui

USA
5052 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  6:02:45 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey Menpachi Man- tell them about the obake story from small kid time boy scout camp. The one written about in that book about the sugar plantation family on Big Island that you knew. That is a very good obake story. I have a friend on O`ahu who had the choking ghost. He said it was like a ton sitting on his chest, pinned down to the bed and couldn't move. It went away as suddenly as it appeared. He told his ma the next day and she had him move his bed so it no pointed toward the doorway and he never had a problem after that.

And guess what (probably won't excite you, but I was excited) - to see lots of red menpachi at Tamashiro Market. And it was not expensive. Now you do not spear those little kine fish do you? What do you do to catch them? On a rod or nets or what.?

Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda
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braddah jay
Lokahi

235 Posts

Posted - 06/02/2008 :  6:08:26 PM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Peter Medeiros

Eh braddah Jay whatsamattayou. You neva take your smaht pills, Dey callem bitamins you know. Sheez diz kids nowdays dey neva lisen.



Uncle Peter,haad head yeah,das why I no mo hair.No learn,das why I stay ducking all da time.My wife hand pretty fast,but on my good days I look like ali,slipping,and moving.Float like a butterfly run like a bee.
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wcerto
Ahonui

USA
5052 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 :  04:43:04 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I do not know what there is about men that makes this a feat of skill and manliness. A woman would be mortified if someone asked her if sheef hearted.

Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda
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thumbstruck
Ahonui

USA
2168 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 :  04:47:45 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Eh, Braddah Duke! Dis t'read one example of clarity through communication. Shoots.
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu

546 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 :  06:25:15 AM  Show Profile  Visit Peter Medeiros's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Mebbe but da wahines dey no fut, oe dey no fut in public I tink en wen dey get caught dey turn al red lidat yeah. Hence da term futless yeah.

But won time you know I wen surf up at Chun's reef up nort shoa wid my girfriend at da time. She waz reel preddy yeah da white bikini yeah go stay on da shoa fo one tan. We waz da oni ones deah. Waz won reely nice day yeah. I go out Chuns n surf.

Wen pau surf I came in she waz about thirty yahds up da beach. I get outta da wada n I tink I heah won jet comin in lo from somewea, but we stay way outta da jet path anden. Az I go walk closer to my girlfriend lidat da sound gets louda yeah and she get da mona lisa smile lidat but she staht to turn color yeah.

Den I knew it waz her yeah n she waz cutting dat one from da time I get outta da wada to da time I wen walk up da beach to her. Musta been about haf a minute. Stopped me in my tracks. N waz real loud too. Waz one bull fart yeah da longest but not loudest won I eva heard. She waz probaly saving dat one fo one reel long time. I didn' know what fo say cause I heardem, but kenna talk about it too her bumbai she gonna get real mad. So I flash da double eyebrows yeah n she still got so mad. Daz da mos memorable thing I can tink wen I tink about her. Romantic yeah?

Edited by - Peter Medeiros on 06/03/2008 06:27:22 AM
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`Ilio Nui
`Olu`olu

USA
826 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 :  06:34:57 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Ma, it would all depend on weddah she had one dog to take da blame


I resemble that remark!!!!!!!!

dog
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braddah jay
Lokahi

235 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 :  10:34:18 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep,get some sistas out there who can hang wit da best,just ask sir duke.and uncle peter only confirms dat even moa.And auntie wanda,women buckaloose.Only ting SOMETIMES sound cute,on da ears not da adda scentses.
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kihoalukid
Lokahi

USA
289 Posts

Posted - 06/03/2008 :  11:40:18 AM  Show Profile  Visit kihoalukid's Homepage  Reply with Quote
aisoos, you guys goin buy me one new keyboard or wat, i wen spit coffee on em dis morning, and iced tea on em dis aftanoon

Lee
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