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hapuna
Lokahi
USA
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 Posted - 05/31/2008 : 06:39:01 AM
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Originally posted by braddah jay
Do you think Willard from Palau know one guy named Wills from Palau? He live Manoa.
Hapuna,actually willard was from guam,after 31 years my memory ain't so good.If braddah ed nevah bring it up,I neavah would have made da correction.Aloha
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I still find it odd get one guy Willard from Guam and Wills from Palau.
And da chicken thing sounds like Wills also.  |
hapuna
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Reid
Ha`aha`a
Andorra
1526 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2008 : 07:39:54 AM
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You may find this interesting (from Freakonomics); I did - the whole entry, and commentary, is worth reading.
http://freakonomics.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/05/28/what-will-globalization-do-to-languages-a-freakonomics-quorum/#more-2550
Comment:
"As with the first expert, English will continue to be the global language - a creole because English itself is a creole, formed from the pidgin that developed between, first speakers of Anglo-Saxon, the original language, and Old Norse, and between the post-Norse English tongue and Norman French, after the Battle of Hastings.
This is why English is so easy to learn - and hard to master. "
I would also add Celtic to the mix - as in Avon (river), cum/cym (a deep valley) and many more. Also, Latin, etc., etc. (Etcetera is Latin, yuk, yuk).
So, Basil, you are writing Pidgin, as am I now :-) The thrust of many of the comments is that more English based Pidgins will form, as Spanglish already has. Particularly Mandarin/English Pidgin. Good fun, yeah?
...Reid
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Ahonui
USA
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Posted - 05/31/2008 : 4:46:01 PM
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"Come and sit a while conmigo
while I tell you una historia...."
or
"Nunca haces pa' trabaje
he's allergic to the strain,
pero di le da la parranda
he's the first one on the train."
As long as the guy can sell me the right guage strings ai no ke'a |
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Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2008 : 4:48:19 PM
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BTW, all us stay talking, but how come no moa recipes? OK, some one wen' mention grinds, but.
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 02:36:14 AM
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Dey nebah ea lidat in da pilipine place. Fo pilpino ispagiti, need one chicken. Cleen da gut real good. Boil um in broth wid da odah stuffs in dea an da foot and comb. Some call um pilipino ispagiti, some call um milk gut. Oh, so ono!
Da res o da chicken stay junk. Feed um to da haole guests- dey like dat kine.
Chris
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 06:24:18 AM
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| Haysus caybegun who you fellas por mak de fun of de pilipino pepo. We stay de hardes werking of al de pepos waz werking on de plantations anden? I tink mebbe you stay jeluz, because ju hab yet to understan us guys. De kalamoongai time stay pau on de plantation. De taxi dance stay pau in town. De plantation all stay pau. De black dog not yet. We werk jez like erybody elz . Dis hahd you know. Dis hahd hahd timez you know. No mo work anden no mo money. Gotta watch de kidz cause de mite do batu. Kenna fix wid one slap of da hed you know. Shame on you guyz. Now you guyz get chicken? |
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Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 07:30:14 AM
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| Now I'm hungry for pork adobo. |
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braddah jay
Lokahi
235 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 11:26:42 AM
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One day while working at tamashiro's,"sst ey boy",yeah tata."You look por me de soft opelu"...dis one? "No dat one too good,gib me da one de stomach ist ol sofe".What you do wit dat tata? "Hoo,dat one you soak in da botto wit planty garlic an oil loong time".Den what? "Wen you rayde you pote in de plying pan,no need oil coze o-rayde git...hmm no need.You ply dat one,you tly boy".Tata must be good ah."Hoo tlee cup rice no nupp".  |
Edited by - braddah jay on 06/01/2008 11:50:05 PM |
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PoiDog
Lokahi
245 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 12:56:30 PM
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| My son in law isss.............EHHHHHH...DICK! Eddic..dat is hiss purse name. Bermudez...dat iss hiss...aaaaaaa...middle name! |
Aloha,
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 3:40:03 PM
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Ho! Long time no hea pilipino kine pidgin- before time get one nebah from pilipine place, stay one hunred foateen yeah ol. Bymby him stay kinda ol, no moa like fahm all day Waipi'o, him go sta wid da hanai dahta up top. Every day da buggah stay work, smoke da home grown cigah, drink one fif wisky wen pau.
Befoa time, Waipi'o get community spirit. Ol Chinee pellah like giv us one lo'i fo community garden. I stay abou' tweny, pleeny oddah pellah like tweny- tweny fiv like help. Bymby Takio (da ol pilipino) he come by, like help. We stay clear da ches hi grass, all in one row, working. Takio, he squat down end a da row, start sickle. Bymby da buggah stay way up dea, us yung pellah way behine. He stay kick back, rol one cigah, shahpen da sickle a bit- no like embarrass us. Bymby we stay catch up, den we all like work plenny hard fo no let him get ahead. We stay soking wid da sweat, buss ass kine. Takio, he hardly stay moving, jus wave da sickle at da grass an da buggah fall down. No time he pinish da row, stay sit in da shade an laf at all da young pellah stay work so hard. One hunred foateen, n us guys all stay in da twenys. He say blood of da black dog da secret.
Speaking of black dogs, my girlfriend gave my daughter one of her rottweiler puppies. When it grew up, my daughter bred it to the smallest male rott she could find- because she felt bad about giving her to some big bad boy. Anyway the puppies were kind of scrawny and she couldn't sell them for hundreds of dollars like my girlfriend did with hers. One of them she just couldn't get rid of- and it grew up into the most timid, worthless excuse for a dog you can imagine. My daughter wanted to get rid of it, but she had spent a lot on food and wanted to sell it, but no one would even take it for free.
I told my daughter "No problem- I can sell it for a couple hundred dollars. It's all in how you word your ad". She thought that was great, so I ran my ad: "Black dog for sale- $2.50 a pound".
The calls came in, but for some reason my daughter wouldn't sell it. Wrong kind of buyers, she said. Prejudiced against older Philipinos, was my opinion.
Chris
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 5:16:07 PM
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He one Pilipino- mebe I no spell um good. I live by him couple years before he go stay wi his hanai daughter. He nebbah know how old he stay- I wen figgah um out cause I get da history of da area down good, an he tell me he wen leave pilipine place when stay tirty six cause he no like his faddah beat him no moa, den he wen work off his indenture wi da plantation but he nevah like so when pau he wen stay Wamanu wi uncle Robert Kahele an Joe Kala his braddah, an I get da story from dere cause uncle Robert wen tell me.
Now da ol Chinee pellah wen give us da lo'i fo one garden, Nelson Chun, he wen tell me when small kid kine he an da oddah kids used to go tease da ol pilipino man in da swamp, make him so mad da buggah wen come out chase em wi one sickle, but dey nevah scared cause he only one ol man an no could run too fast. When dat Chinee pellah Nelson Chun stay 86, he wen cross da street but nevah hea too good an one Ka'a come too fast an he wen make. But dat ol pilipino pellah, he still stay live in da swamp, growing tobacco an 'uala an kalo, planting kalamungai cuttings any kine place. (He like use da wood for fence post- bymby get one nice row kalamungai tree!)
Chris
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Menpachi Man
Lokahi
274 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 5:47:07 PM
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k den, good enuf. mebe u heard Pacyao like my frien in Honokaa. Ho, he had cute cousin. Mebe yu had makapiopio kine stuff in da eah an no can hea so good. Eh Chris, get one storeh floatin around on beeg isle.
one haole guy in waipio, waz you? Da step laddah fall down by itself wen he steh fix da roof. An den wen he tie em down still fall down by itself! Den nite time wen he no steh, wen he went back mainland, get one lite steh on even tho he turn off da electricity. Az waz you? Dey say, da menehunes or somebodeh (not physical) waz foolin around wid him. wot? u waz on menehune lan? |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 02:40:39 AM
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"Az waz you?"
No, I no get no moa story bout laddah. But I tell you, get plenny tru story ub da funy kine stuff wen happen aftah stay Waipi'o tirty yeah. Get plenny spirit down dea.
Ben tinking- Nelson stay 86 when wen make, an Takio/Pacyao whatevahs stay one ol pellah when Nelson stay one small kine kid- "no could run too fast". I nebah no how ol da ol man stay- only know ha to be at leas 114. Now I tinking ol pellah already when Nelson stay small kine, den 80 years latah mebbe stay moa den 114. I jes know my pake fren Nelson tink he wen been aroun forevahs.
Mebbe da pellah stay leave Waipi'o cause aftah 100 yeah too meny oddah pellah figah um out stay too ol, time fo hele some uddah place. Oa mebbe stay leave Waipi'o cause no get no moa black dog down dere.
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hapakid
Luna Ho`omalu
USA
1533 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 10:29:56 AM
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Maganda ng arau!
I lub da estories ob da Pinoy peeples! I lib in the Republika ng Pilipinas befoe time, an can espeak da aksen witout a trace ob da language. I had one auntie, Manang Bebing, and she make deliseeoos kalamungai wit plenty bago'ong and patis. But I no like it, so she make me bipstek an grin bins. I also no eat balut. But I lub da halohalo!
Huy!
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/02/2008 : 11:07:29 AM
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I get plany werk fo do today, bud I had won what da pries call won epifany yeah. You know dakine wen da lite bulb goes on in da hed yeah. Befo time was NTB -- not too brite yeah.
Bud I wen notice wen I read back cause I like laugh yeah, get anykine in heah. Fo political reason I waz worried at first, da braddahs gonna get flamed lidat but nevah happen. In fac get even mo braddas joinin in.
I like say mahalos to you Bradday Dukie fo chancinem yeah. I tink dat TP stay mo open lidat now. Erybody get da knots outta da BBDs. Can almos walk straight anden. E gaz expensiv yeah, but I no tink dis tread runnin outta gaz yet. Go try look da early pot at Gregg's Blue Balls nden go look at da hole tread. Da buggah wen get won crystal ball or someting. Same ting yeah? Whatchoo figgah? |
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