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hapuna
Lokahi
USA
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 Posted - 06/07/2008 : 11:45:05 AM
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| Whats up with da MacDonalds and Subway on da list. No way. |
hapuna
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2008 : 2:07:21 PM
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Originally posted by Momi
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Originally posted by ypochris
By da way, I jus wen notice- dis topic get mos replies, mos views, mos pages
Sorry Braddah Chris - da tread wit da mosest views, pages, li'dat is "Seattle Area Experiment" under da kanikapila section. It's all Neeej's fault (god bless her)!
Okay but, diz one is mo fun, you guyz had three yeahs head staht n you still oni experimanting anden. What "Seattle Experiment", you guyz neva when figgahem out yet oa what.
Why you no change da name too "Eh We Still Trying Hahd But someday
We Gon Getem" oa dis won " Eh Don't Hold Your Breath" or dis won "Chai Wait Eh You Guyz Da Experiment Still Goin On We Still Trying Hahd But someday We Gon Getem
But Don't Hold Your Breath" . Now dat should be da title of da tread.
You guyz oni stay Seattle. Us we stay da ho whirl lidat anden da numbahs stay mo high den anyting else deez past two weeks. Da ratio of replies to reads iz mo betta. I tink da numbahs speek fo dem selves if numbahs coold speek.
On top a dat wid us guyz dis iz won sensory experiance yeah, we actually stay a`ala (fragant), az rite Duke? Furdamore we talk to each udda jez like we knows each udda long time n let da manamanalima run jez like da mout yeah. We get guyz talkin too each udda n not at each udda, tradin recipes, wot da bes restaurant,da bes custad pie (dat comes from Deluxe Bakery next door to Kaneohe Bakery) talkin hanabatta daze, hookin up from across da whirl lidat. We not oni lookin back small keed time but foward wen no mo keed time. We lookin to da left, to da rite -- up down anykine way. Why you mite ask? Cause we stay good guyz az why. No udda tread get dat.
Wen you guyz wasn't lookin won revolution wen happen ova hea.
But da bes won iz no need Spall Check yeah? What you think?
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Momi
Lokahi
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Posted - 06/07/2008 : 3:24:10 PM
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Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
you guyz had three yeahs head staht n you still oni experimanting anden.
Da experiment is how long goin' take for guavasunrise fo join us guyz. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2008 : 3:45:05 PM
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| Oh, sorry ah. Eh Ed, go hurry up n join da Seattle guyz befo Momi slap yo hed. |
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noeau
Ha`aha`a
USA
1105 Posts |
Posted - 06/07/2008 : 4:01:40 PM
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| Can spell check but you gotta teech da dictionary fo speek us kine langage den maybe come good liʻdat. ony ting get alla kine spelleeng fo wot we stay talkeeng. And it is different if you wen lurn Molokaʻi, or Kauaʻi or Hawaiʻi kine pijin. You know aahh? |
No'eau, eia au he mea pa'ani wale nō. |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 08:43:17 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
Me join da Seattle experiment? No wayz. Dat tread is for geezers.
Not da tread, `elemakule babooze - da experiment - da Seattle kanikapila! |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 11:10:45 AM
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Geea I jez stay com back from da beech n you guyz fightin already. Retro why you wen call GS won elemakule babooze? You tink he no get feelings or what? GS why you wen call dem da geezers wen you stay almos da same age?
You tink das fightin words? You baboozes iz bote to ol fo trow blows, you swing wonce you gon fall ovah anden cause kenna hole da cane. Bote you guyz would need yo asma inhalers befo yoo could tro blows. Anden you bote gone cry cause you don rememba what you fella stay fightin about. You guyz poho, waste time wid diz one. Mobetta you go play music iz mo fun. Jez chillout, n no use da "B" word n no use da "G" word. okay you baboozes? |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 11:59:20 AM
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Maturity = reaching the point in life when the hair in your ears turns gray.
So, Ed, I guess I'm a "geezer". I'm also hungry from reading da lates' topics. Hows about someone design taropatch aprons, 'cause I no like drip on my clothes. Nice if da buggah get 2 pockets, one foa one hotpad, one foa inu of choice. Maybe one small kine pocket foa picks and capo. Yoa choice colors, one size fit most. |
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braddah jay
Lokahi
235 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 12:16:26 PM
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Eh kory,what dat mean if da buggah white instead of grey? Prepare fo da afta life? I'm hoping more like wisdumb  Apron,as long as she no scratch da baby (guitar).What kory,we goin hea your punahele? Aye duke why you open your mouth.Sorry kory nevah mean to ruin any surprise.Aloha braddah jay |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 1:18:14 PM
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Jay, I jus' gotta get ovah to my frien's place foa video da buggah. I get 3 or 6 tunes I like do. No worry about surprise, 'cause errybody heah know I like do a few more. Hapakid wen' tell me to face da light when recording foa bettah pitcha.
Can you imagine a band wit' matching aprons? Ones dat get one small pocket foa business cards! |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 1:44:13 PM
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Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
You baboozes iz bote to ol fo trow blows, you swing wonce you gon fall ovah anden cause kenna hole da cane. Bote you guyz would need yo asma inhalers befo yoo could tro blows.
As why we trow words. We know each oddah too well awreddy. (Besides, he steh oldah dan me.)
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
By da way, da hairs ontop my head, inside my nose, and inside my ears all still stay black...from sheer willpowah...
He means "Sheer Willpower" - that's the brand-name of his hair-color product.
But we can talk no mo about Ed's physical appearance, cause of da WRP. Shhhh. |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 2:18:07 PM
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K'den. Da aprons get 4 pocket, 1 foa inu, 1 foa business cards, 1 foa picks an' capos, 1 foa whatevahs. Hows about one "carpenter's loop" on da side foa BBQ tongs?
Ed, da hair stay white awreddy. What, you nevah wen' spock Momi's pitchas from NWFolklife? Could see da white hairs on one beeg screen! 'Az why I still get one small kine screen. I always say, gray beats bald, but.
Da enchiladas stay in da oven, nuff foa tonight an'
foa breakfas' wit' fried eggs. But, den, I can talk story about food even when I stay full.
Eh, Duke, you ebber cook pancit canton? My cousin is pamous por her lumpia, eben doe she is Scandihoovian like me. Aysus! What is dis world coming to when de accent no more match de pace! |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 4:19:36 PM
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Eh I jez gotup from my aftanoon nap yeah and you guyz make ukupaila message lidat yeah. Eh I know I no stay dreamin but da tread now kinda wen change from da time I wen fall asleep lidat. I tink I oni get couple questions yeah. dis iz like deja view. I know I saw diz movie befo but neva had Puakea n neva had apron wid bizness cahds.
Eh TS, howcome da sistahs gotta make da apron lidat? If da shurt get dirdy why no go takem off befo you pudem on. Not going get dirdy right? Use yo hed braddah. Da sistahs, dey jez like you, dey no like do anymo work den dey hafto. Go ledem crooze iz da weekend afta all. Jez go hemo da shirts if you no like gedem dirdy yeah.
Howcome when you eat yeah,you no try put da food in da mout n not on da cloes -- in da mout. Tase betta wen you gedem in da mout firz time wid da spoon -- no mo lint or string get stuck in yo teef or dencha if you no get teefs by now. But I no tase betta.
N howcome you guyz get hair commin outta your eah? Iz cold or what? Sheese I go beech today, come back to ol guyz trowin blows. I take won nap, I wake up n da ol guyz make da women go do slave labor. I tot dea waz hope fo you guyz up da nortwes. But oh wot won letdown. So you guyz ken play slack key or wot??? |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 4:29:55 PM
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Eh, Peter. Da aprons was jus' one suggestion. I always weah aprons at home. I got in da habit years ago when I worked at one catering place. I nevah wen' tell dat da wahine had foa sew da aprons! Was jus' one idea, practical foa us messy guys up heah in da upper lef'hand corner (cue seagull Gregg). As foa da shirt, WE NEED'EM heah! Las' week we was in 48 degree weather! It would get up to 58, 'az why dey stay calling da mont' "Junuary"!
Get one oddah plus foa da apron idea: afta plenny use, can boil'em foa soup! |
Edited by - thumbstruck on 06/08/2008 4:31:12 PM |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/08/2008 : 4:46:10 PM
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| Oh yeah no da soup idea sounds preddy good. Erybody knows da soup tase betta on da secon n tird day yeah. Logically afta tree monts gonna be mobetta. You go tryem n tell us wot tase like? |
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