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Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
 Posted - 06/11/2008 : 06:42:25 AM
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Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
Watchoo guyz doin?
When pau hana, ono grinz with a jazz pianist/former business partner that I haven't seen in about six years (cause he moved from Seattle to Fairbanks). |
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kihoalukid
Lokahi
USA
289 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 06:58:34 AM
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Looks like i drew the short straw, gotta make 2 trips to the landfill, then lay some dirt and grass seed, i need a vacation (from my vacation ) |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 07:34:32 AM
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| Az long az you jez fixating bradda. I no looks reel good, but daz won heartattack waitin fo happen. Oh, gotta go longs now. |
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hapuna
Lokahi
USA
159 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 07:44:03 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
I been fixating on da image below all morning...  *sigh*
Eh before wcerto gets in here let me just say...Heart Attack Waiting to happen
Ever notice that Hawaiians don't waste time with fruits and veggies for da main meal. I mean the only thing one could construe as a veggie here is just there to hold da meat!!!
Eh Peter we just had 1 foot of snow in da mountains. Like neva happen in last hundred yeas! Den when follow da heavy winds knocking ertyting down. Just found this article in Seattle Times "Seattle weather colder than Siberia!" http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2004470662_webweather11m.html?syndication=rss
Just another day in paradise brah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
hapuna
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Edited by - hapuna on 06/11/2008 07:51:38 AM |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 08:26:46 AM
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OK, I won't preach about the one heart attack waiting to happen. Jus like runnin' cement down the sewer pipes. It will work for a while, but pretty soon gonna get clogged up. Or one piece that cement that stayed on the wall of the pipes gonna break loose and go floating around until it gets stuck in one smaller pipe. But no mattah, you gonna have smile on your face. I had one old boss who folled around on his wife and died in the throes of passion. Had one smile on his face, I bet, but was still dead as a door knob. Make is make. Pau is pau.
Anyhow, you were only thinking about the grinz; only wishing & hopiing. No harm in that.
Peter, today, 96 degree tems are gone; moderate temps today, low 80's. No humidity to speak of. I got up to 2.7 mph on the treadmill ad cardiac rehab (to the tune of Sweet Home Alabama).
When I got the guys to play Hawaiian CDs for the rehab, all the guys said the music was so gentle and peaceful, want to lay down in lounge chair sipping maitais. What Hawaiian music can I take to rehab that will get the heart pumping and good beat for exercising to? No kine Jawaiian. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 12:57:53 PM
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eh bra!
one kine SunDago day! Onny fo US O-pen.
oooowhhhaaa . . . trafik roun Torrey Pines one bustaloose lolo! No matta, I stay udda side uh town. Surf 3-5 feet, glassy, watuh temp get plenny wam -- das almosses 68. whooo . . . da boyz waz dancin wit no rubbah suits dis moning!
Gotta git to da hale n bust out da kika fo doo betta at ki ho'alu open mik -- bin goin same ol mele. good ting da buggahs wen come lissen foget fum las week! |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 6:16:46 PM
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"Surf 3-5 feet, glassy, watuh temp get plenny wam -- das almosses 68."
Oh, I goine make in watah lidat!
But me, I nevah no- one buggah on da mainlan say 3-5 feet, I stay wondah is da buggahs 3-5, oa only stay 1-3? Cause where I stay from, no maddah dat NOAA say one tree foot wave really one six footer- we goine say tree foot wen da buggah just ovah head kine, everyboddy no six footahs stay double ovahhead!
Fo make um standard, wave hight got to be measured by how high da top of da swell stay ovah da tide level. If goine measure da wave jus before goine break, da bottom make da wave biggah one place, smaller some oddah place- any kine size, no standard at all! Das why we goine measure back side, swell hight; den we make um a little smaller cause we no scaid. An we no kea what NOAA like tell us fo do, da buggahs no surf anyway an if dey do, dey wen learn um from us and mo bettah dey use da system of da masters, not some junk system no make no mo sense!
So what, get da kine tree footers, ovah head high, to five footahs, almos double ovah head- oa onli get mebbe chin high, two foot sets?
But hey, glassy soun ono!
Chris
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 6:46:35 PM
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| Da heat is still on, da extra blanket stay on da bed. Cold in Seattle, wet too. Us guys no mo' summer! 6" fresh snow in da passes. Good t'ing we can kanikapila insai! |
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Momi
Lokahi
402 Posts |
Posted - 06/11/2008 : 7:32:28 PM
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| Eh, Mempachi Man, you guys okay out dea o wat? Between da floods an da tornados, brah, aisus. I raddah have da cold out hea dan da wet out dea (an we stay planny wet, yah, Kory?) We goin' have to tie you down so you no float away oa tie you up so you no blow away. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2008 : 01:17:14 AM
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Menpachi - you playing dat new lektrik geetah? You playing Pachelbel's Canon or Punahele?
You probably gonna have one headache at work today.
Hey, I hope dem casinos over there did not get all flooded. Or actually, maybe I no care, since they took all my $$$. And I hope Rock Island is still an island. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2008 : 02:10:40 AM
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Mika ele: "Surf 3-5 feet, glassy, watuh temp get plenny wam -- das almosses 68."
ypochris: "Oh, I goine make in watah lidat!"
Menpachi Man: "Wha brah? 3-5 ft from da back, No can hando? Pantehz."
Braddah, tree-five foot backside, das da bomb! 6-8 I small kine nervous cause I not so young any more, but I like um cause onleh get couple guys out,cleah out da grommets. 10-12 I only wen couple times cause I like bodysurf an stay hard fo get da head tru da tick foam, get air. But mean, da take off down one 25 foot face!
Is da 68 degree watah goine make me make!
Chris
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2008 : 06:33:31 AM
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Like da song "I've become my Dad"!
Ed, can use yoa temporal advantage to say "I told you so!" wit' minah reprocussions. As da snot nose keeds 'come olda, dey goin' remembah da trut' of yoa words an' marvel at da wisdom! |
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Momi
Lokahi
402 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2008 : 10:46:07 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
(I can jahs hear it now: "Assumes facts not in evidence, counsel.") 
You sed um so I no have to!
(I assuming I da snot nose keed.) |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2008 : 1:19:45 PM
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K-Den! Watah waz 68 an almosses ovah hed - we callem 3-5 feet. I small kine buggah (lessen 6 feet) ony unnah-tall fo my weight. My Irish mother injected da showt jeans.
Wen back las nite and waz glassy again. But hi tide make sho break an allah yungbuks out deah making lossa splashin. I go fo walk up and down alla laddahs onna cliffs --> for make my okole less okole!
All Pau. Goin bussout da uke foa kanikapila wit Unko Bill Tapia - he wun brite potagee buggah fo a hunnu yea ole! |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/12/2008 : 1:54:56 PM
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"Eh Chris, howzit brah, I was jahs wondering if you been get all your affairs in ordah lately."
You no foa how long pepo when ask me dat? Sometime I tink pepo tink I one lolo. Jus tryin fo have one good time. Neva wen hurt nobody.
(Corse, plenny pellah wen hurt demself wen de like try follow me- but no was my fault, hea? I nevah tellum fo chargum! Well, mebee couple-tree times I did. Oa couple-tree dozen, whatevahs. I nevah put one gun to da po'o. Jus wen say I going- you like come, come...)
ypo
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