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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
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 Posted - 06/16/2008 : 07:05:19 AM
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Well, Peter, I did not kill any varmintz this weekend. I cleaned house and did lots of printing pictures and scrapbooking and card making. I made some good scrapbook pages of my hanai `ohana ovah dea O`ahu.. Made way nice page of Jay's wife and really cute of baby Cheyenne the new `ukulele player. Den Sunday, I made jambalaya for Paul for faddah's day. I asked if he wanted a barbecue or go to a restaurant or what, and he wanted my jambalaya mo bettah and I made butter mochi for dessert with mochiko flour I bought at Foodland on Kuhio in Waikiki. It came way mo bettah than last time. This flour was different than the other Ihad from the health food store. Must not have been the right stuff. This mochi had the chewy kine texture and is very good.
Then we went to Paul's ma's house and ate cheescake for fadders day which my sister-in-law made for the dads. And we showed off more pictures of Hawaii and some scrapbook pages of Hawaii and talked about Jay and Duke and Bla & Kathleen dem, and about how this was the best vacation we ever, ever, ever had. And we talked about what aloha really is. And we talked about Paul's gig on Friday night with the hula hui.
Oh, and I washed windows. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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Momi
Lokahi
402 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2008 : 07:54:22 AM
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Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
varmitzvah?
Is dat one coming-of-age pahty wea da celebrant gotta eat someting shtrange? No have to have foa legs - mebbe snake oa eel oa someting li'dat. |
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2008 : 09:17:01 AM
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I brought home eel sushi from the lady at the grocery one time, and Ms. Wanda wouldn't even try it, eventhough it was all cooked sushi. So I ate all of 'em. And they was good, too. But I'll eat nearly anything that don't escape first. 'Cept maybe bugs.
Paul |
"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2008 : 09:44:20 AM
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I goine try any kine- I no shame! Any kine- foah leg, two leg, no leg... Foah leg kine li' da iguana stay ono, an da crocodile tail (saltys from Australia) waz da bes I evah wen grine. Bu da rattlesnake almos as ono- no need legs...
Jus tink- Hawai'i guys like grine all kine funny stuff li da opihi an da wana, namako, pupu shell, puhi kea, limu- all kine! Oa wi da pilipino frens goine grine chicken gut, cockscomb, pig blood, oa da Hawaiian tradition, kalua dog. Da nipponese goine put rotten soy beans, wheat, and rice (miso and tamari) on everiting, an even Micky D's goine put mouldy cow lactations on da burgah- we call um cheese. So fo why stay shame fo try termite larva (creamy), deep fried locust (crunchy), or earthworms (jus li da hamburgah!)?
Me, I goine try any kine, an if I like um, I like um- ainokea if soun strange.
Chris
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2008 : 1:08:48 PM
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GS, erytime you go fo eat one sausage you grindn na'au... you nevah make one sausage?
Chris
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2008 : 1:29:41 PM
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I tink for sausage lot of times, no use natural casings anymore. I know Paul bought some real casings though, when he wen make his venison sausage some time back. I think he made like a summer sausage outta the deer. Now, I think they just grind 'em us and do not put anything into casings, too much work I guess.
Remember the days when you had to peel da casing off da bologna and slice your own bologna. It came in one chunk. I was embarrassed to take sandwich to school for lunch cause they would see how thick my bologna sandwich and know we couldn't afford the presliced kine and would laugh at the hillbilly girl.
One trip to O`ahu, our tour guide told us about going spear fishing for lobstah allatime when he was young. He and some friends camped out da beach for a good while in da summah. Catch lobstah every day. Every day eat lobstah. Get tired of it. Take it to a little japanese grocery in Hale`iwa and trade lobstah for sliced bologna and wonder bread.
Me, I would eat lobstah every day! Not get tired of it, I don't think.
But I am with Braddah Ed when it comes to eating innards and offal. Not for me. No organ meats. I will never forget in "Dances with Wolves" when they gave him the warm, steaming tatanka liver to eat. Yuck! |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/16/2008 : 2:31:13 PM
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Man vs. Wild one BS show- da buggah try eat all kine stuff no can, ak like some ono. Allatime eating green, nasty kine stuff- chocolate pods da size of one guava, den ak like stay sooo ono! Raw fish, can- larvae too, bu when da buggah ak like he eating someting inedible or poisonous, das junk kine!
Noddah ting- allatime da buggah get one ting he nevah had befoa- da watah bottle suddenly full again, lidat. I tink da camara crew get plenny kine supply and stay give um to him. Me an da wahine, we know how- das why we stay like watch da show an make fun. Cause you drop "Bear" in da middle of my property, I tink you nevah goine see him again. Jus try fo follow da stream to na kai- firs time he jump da wailele (like he do ebery show)da buggah stuck or make.
Good fun, dough- plenny laffs!
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 02:38:34 AM
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"I waz teenkin -- MISTAKE NUMBAH 6."
I nevah no I wen make 5 mistake already!
Problem stay, I nebah wen rite in pidgin befoa, only lissen foa 30 yeah. An no walaau too much da kine, cause I no like da locals tink I try act- an I like my keiki foa speak both kines so nebbah wen speak um at home.
Jus wen jump in dis tread cause stay get one invite fo try um- guess I wen make some mistake but hey, at leas I wen try...
Chris
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 06:43:04 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
Kden I going translate fo yous: Menpachi man made one attempt at trying to think. And THAT was HIS OWN MISTAKE NUMBAH 6, not anybody else's mistake. Wakarimasu?
Anata no wa wakarimasen. Go try look at da manuel page 19 lidat, get da numbahs ovadea. You get da part wen Menpachi Man wen rite his classic "Da Fut of Alla Ages" which he wen rite wen he waz all cut anden, dat waz hiz mistake -- waz numba six. He wen cry bumbai coz I wen call him won babooze fo taking his epic litrature contrabution outta da tread. So eda he neva wen count da numbahs rite in da firz place oa he iz in won state a denial an neva wen count da numbahs rite coz hiz numba no count anden he wen give da numba six to Chris anden. You follow? Az rite yeah. |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 07:53:38 AM
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| Kden I tawt Menpachi Man woz taokin bout da kine list of mistakes dachoo make alla time -- Jalike foget to put on pants is Mistake Numbah One, foget to zipem up is Mistake Numba Two. Buggah got one beeg lis ya know! Dat way he ken rmember da mistakes he alla time make. |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 07:55:00 AM
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E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 07:56:13 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
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Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
Anata no wa wakarimasen. Go try look at da manuel page 19
Braddah, you should know dass wrong awredeh fo try use one Pordagee reference book fo try prove your point. Adono and ainokea who dis Manuel person is, but for Menpachi Man to be called one babooze by one babooze is like braddah Javeiro calling you one Pordagee, which neutralizes da whole shebang. Anata no wakarimasu ka? Hah? Wakarimasen? Ho da warui desu ne! No make me hafto use da bakatare word on you.
Eh Momi, try come talk to Sensei Babooze while I go cool down and contemplate my piko.
Eh Braddah you no wot time it waz ova heah wen you wen call my name an said I waz slacken was 3:45 AM. Mos pepo dey stay sleepin dat hour a da morning coz stay dahk. Anden I get up brush my teef anden check in wid you guyz n you already stay talking stink about me. I giv you da ansa by talling you fo go look in diz tread page 19 – da won we stay talking on rite now. Wot we stay riting on rite now nobody befo in da histry a da whirl wen eva consida doing befo us guyz. Dis iz da manuel, dis iz da ref, dis iz da pigeon bible. If had covacharge, dis iz someting allota pepo would pay good money fo if dey could unnastand. Eh I no mo time fo diz I gotta go Queens fo won $2200 shot. I don’t see da point of breaking anymo wind wid you led alone contemplating yo piko would be too dangerous. I stay burn up already -- piss off. Now I no I gotta watch my back wid you, I tot it waz gonna be won good day but poho already.
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 11:38:12 AM
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Boys, boys, boys. No make me come ova dea.
And I don't even know what da heck you said, but I'm thinking you are now getting like dogs trying for see how high can shishi on da tree or pole.
Behave. Slightly. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 1:12:00 PM
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| Glenn - you didn't do anything wrong. Just tell us some more stories, now. Please. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 06/17/2008 : 3:53:47 PM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
Exactly at da time you stay getting dat shot, I going be breaking wind at da very same time ovah heya...jahs fo YOU.
So soon - back to da futtage, jahs li befoa.  |
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Is Posting In "Broken English" a turn off?
