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braddah jay
Lokahi
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 Posted - 07/11/2008 : 12:08:57 AM
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Originally posted by wcerto
Well, from the pic and description (135 lbs.), you know it was not my dear Dukie. Looks like a little teenager. Musta need some school supplies. Or a gallon of milk.
Correction,that's possible if duke was still in da 10th grade. Nah jus jokin,bombye ma goin be haboot wit me.
Braddah ed you too good,I no can trap you in da cornah Das yhaad.About crime on da uprise,very possible,"mayor wrghtnesia" I only say dis cause alot of da teenagers have nothing bettah to do,and we all know what too much time on your hands can do.
Wassup braddah duke? some still dunno,k-den wen you ready. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 12:30:53 AM
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Well, all dem kids notin mo fo do, give a broom. Give a mop. Go volunteah da hospito or nursing hale oa give one geetah oa ukulele. Idle hands are the devil's workshop. Teach them to make quilts. Teach them to pull weeds or plant kalo. Teach them to train dogs for assist animals forhandicapped. Can help da tutu ladies and mens, go run errands for dem. Can make one community gahden, grow veg, cheaper den grocery stoah.
Didn't Feet Rogers rob a bank? |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 07:30:41 AM
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I am glad Dukie did not try to be the Loan Arranger at the bank and nab the bad guy. You are not a babooze, Kemosabe. I am glad you are safe and I am glad your daughter is safe.
It can't be Michael Jackson onaccounta he is in a wheel chair nowadays. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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braddah jay
Lokahi
235 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 08:32:10 AM
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.[/quote]Tsk tsk. I see you've been reading dat trashy National Enquirer magazine again, Ma.  Dat money should be going towards new ukulele strings.
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Or towards your next trip to show da bolo head braddahs you version of palusami  But dat's right,no amount of money is worth da risk,actually heard dat da smaller calibers are moa dangerous,they can ricochet all ovah.You see how da braddah is,I was pertaining to just da bank story,but he goin tell you everyting  Da bus drivah story? Someone we know was on dat bus.Eh duke I nevah mean fo you tell about da bus,jus da bank paht.I talk to you bombye.Eh braddah ed,how YOU wen know where ma wen read dat? |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 08:42:25 AM
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| Eh dis won is kapu. Dis won hurtz u no. You guyz should givem space, coz dis is serious bizness. Show some respect an we go do sometin else. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 11:02:12 AM
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Okayden, you babooze. Welcome to da club.
Lattahs
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 11:22:46 AM
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Duke - I am happy fo you to be alive fo be one babooze.
Kden, I heading out to the Broadview Hts. Home Days where the Hula Hui o ka `Aina Punahele will be dancing with that CUTE Paul Certo playing geetah. Playing and singing: Ko Ma`i Ho`eu`eu; Puamana; `Ulupalakua; Hula o Makee; Ke Aloha; and while the ladies are changing costumes going to play and sing but no dancing: Wahine `Ilikea; Island Style; Take a Walk in the Country, Koke`e and Ku`u Home o Kahlu`u I tink that is his set list. K den. Laterz.
It is like a carnival. Oh boy oh boy do I ever want real french fries made out of not frozen potatoes or a corn dog or any kine deep fried and salted stuff lidat. But I wont. Az y hah.
Shootz. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
Edited by - wcerto on 07/11/2008 11:23:03 AM |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 11:52:42 AM
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Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
Okayden, you babooze. Welcome to da club.
Oweee. Wow, dat buggah wen hurt. Some guys so dang savage. Welcome to da club. 
Eh Ed, I neva sed I wazn't won memba too. Dis is jez like honors, except you kinda looking at it from anudda point of view. An jez like honors you gotta earn em. Anden how many of us guyz at some point in oua lives wen earn em -- get plany.
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braddah jay
Lokahi
235 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 12:46:43 PM
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| What,foa thirty yeas I taught I was puerto rican,tellin erybody I bodinki,only to find out from my madda I actually podogee.I told her ma we bodinki,she said "yeah from what side" I said gramma's(your mom)She said "lolo gramma is brabba portugese" I tink das da dark ones.So what I qualify? Dis is one elite unit you know.If dat not good enough I get moa.Aloha |
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PoiDog
Lokahi
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Posted - 07/11/2008 : 1:06:56 PM
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Bruddah Duke...I glad you iz OK. Be safe. BTW, las mont I wen Liliha Bakery ...Shootz was on one Tursday!
Hooo...I nevah fogget one time. I was doin' some pepawork and one of the blocks fo fill out was RACE. So, I fillum out witout axing da guy I waz doin da pepawork fo, and he look at da pepawork and he tell me..."Eh...I not caucasian. I PODOGEE!" OK! Dat wen teech me...ALWAYS AXE! |
Aloha,
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Edited by - PoiDog on 07/11/2008 1:50:13 PM |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 2:05:20 PM
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By the way --- this highly-inclusive thread has long surpassed the "Seattle-Area Experiment" one - and we in the aforementioned area say a hearty "hurrah!"
The length and breadth of this thread answers its own question. My pidgin sucks, and it always will. I feel welcome here anyway. Pidgin-posters imua! |
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Momi
Lokahi
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Posted - 07/11/2008 : 2:09:17 PM
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. . . Shootz was on one Tursday! . . .
Eh, brah, no say "shootz" in dis tread!
Sir Duke, I glad you stay okay. I not one religious person, but I tink somboddy was lookin' out fo you. You know why, it's cuz you get aloha. And wen you give aloha, if evvryting goes right (and sometimes it doesn't) you get aloha.
On anoddah note, sometime we don't know what our heritage is. One respected kupuna up hea, he nevah know for long time he was paht Pohtagee. Ony like da las' 10 yeahs he wen find out. But da rest of us knew! Dis uncle, he no can talk witout his hands, so gotta be!
Me, I stay paht Okinawan, an da Okinawan gene pool is pretty murky. Wen my granfaddah was young, he was real dark and he looked paht Filipino. My granmaddah was real fair and she looked paht Korean. |
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PoiDog
Lokahi
245 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2008 : 2:25:28 PM
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One sixteent! |
Aloha,
da Poi Dog |
Edited by - PoiDog on 07/11/2008 2:26:10 PM |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2008 : 07:08:43 AM
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Duke and Jay both have good babooze stories. And as Peter said above, we all have been there. That is for certain! How about sharing some of your babooze stories so Duke does not feel so all alone at the top.
I've got two, both from when I first was married and was trying so hard to be the good wife. One day I went to wash dishes in the dishwasher that came with our apartment. We had run out of wishwasher detergent, so I put in liquid dish soap. Nevah had a dishwasher growing up at home, so I didn't know anytiing. I learned right quick not to put liquid dish soap iin the dishwasher. It makes lots of tiny bubbles. Bubbles and bubbles and more bubbles. I was sitting on the kitchen floor crying with bubbles all around me. It was like something from the Lucy show. I did not know what to do, so I had to call my Ma and get her advice. She told me to sprinkle salt on the bubbles and they would go away. Worked like a charm. We had one very clean kitchen floor.
Anoddah time I was making beef soup for dinnah. Since good soup cooks low and slow, I thought I could put the soup on and run over to the old neighborhood and pick up my Ma for to have dinnah with us. Only half hour there and half hour back, and I usually cook soup for hours and hours. I figured no problem, yeah? Well, there was a problem. I forgot to turn the stove down way low when I left to get Ma. Paul came home to the apartment while I was on my way back with Ma. He found that the fire and police had been there because of the smoke emanating from our apartment because the pan burned up on the stove. My Ma got a pretty good kick out of that. No soup that day. This was in the days before crock pots. I am a better cook and housekeeper nowadays. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2008 : 10:11:48 AM
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Never leave out all the details, like you want to hide something. I came home to smoke and a note to call Officer So & So at the Police Station. He told me what he and the Fire Dept knew, and when I asked where is my wife, He don't know nothin about no wife. I don't know if she got burnt and drove to the hospital or what. Then, Wanda comes in with her Ma and wants to know what I did to her soup. Me, I was just home from working, on Saturday yet. No Pau Hana till Saturday afternoon in those days.
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