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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
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 Posted - 03/25/2010 : 5:37:38 PM
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With apologies to Unko Paul and Slipry1:
It Takes a Village.....to Tune a Banjo.
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 10:00:15 AM
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Q:If a banjo player & a guitarist fall off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The guitarist. The banjo player has to stop halfway down to retune.
Unko Paul |
"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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Mark
Ha`aha`a
USA
1628 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 11:10:06 AM
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My two all-time favorite bumperstickers. I swear both are for real, though why anyone would stick 'em on their car is beyond me:
On a beat up car in Lahaina:
Maui Drug Court: It Works!
Spotted last month on a late model Caddy driving down I5near Salem, OR:
I Got VD in Portland!
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 1:11:16 PM
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| One of the best all time ever bumper stickers I saw years ago was: As you climb the ladder of success, Don't let the boys look up your dress. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 1:24:27 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark
Spotted last month on a late model Caddy driving down I5near Salem, OR:
I Got VD in Portland!
I think that one may be for the wonderfully delicious Voodoo Donuts, inventors of the Bacon Maple Bar. |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2175 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 2:13:07 PM
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| I saw one in north Seattle: "Free Ballard, 100 Years of Seattle Tyrany is Enough!" Ballard is a neighborhood in NW Seattle, originally over 50% Scandihoovian. |
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slipry1
Ha`aha`a
USA
1511 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 2:16:37 PM
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Two favorites:
1. Dyslexics of the world, untie!
2. Help!!!! The paranoids are after me!!!! |
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 3:39:10 PM
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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
Unko Paul |
"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2175 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2010 : 5:19:31 PM
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| My dentist had one on the ceiling over "the chair". It said, "Just ignore your teeth, they'll go away." |
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Mark
Ha`aha`a
USA
1628 Posts |
Posted - 03/27/2010 : 08:05:13 AM
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I think that one may be for the wonderfully delicious Voodoo Donuts, inventors of the Bacon Maple Bar.
Thanks, I was a tad weirded out by that one.
Another fav: Honk if You Love Noise |
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LikaNui
Aloha
40 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2010 : 09:06:28 AM
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On my own car (and the one before this one):
University of Waimanalo
Occasionally people ask me where the campus is. Most of those people live town side. |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2010 : 09:53:38 AM
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| I used to have "University of Mars" on a few of my cars over the years. The first ones were "adapted" from "University of Iowa" decals, then later, from "University of Washington" ones. |
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Rich_Smith
Lokahi
USA
242 Posts |
Posted - 03/28/2010 : 6:33:46 PM
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| On a boat somewhere "Chicken Ship" |
Rich Smith |
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Funny Bumperstickers
