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markwitz
`Olu`olu
USA
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 Posted - 03/28/2011 : 09:25:53 AM
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From a musician friend of mine.
A guy calls the musicians' guild to get a quote on a 6 piece band for a wedding. The rep says "Off the top of my head, about $2000". He says, "WHAT? FOR MUSIC?. "The rep responds " I'll tell you what. Call the plumbers' union & ask for six plumbers to work from 6 to midnight on a Saturday night. Whatever they charge you, we'll work for half."
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"The music of the Hawaiians, the most fascinating in the world, is still in my ears and
haunts me sleeping and waking."
Mark Twain |
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slipry1
Ha`aha`a
USA
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Posted - 03/28/2011 : 1:56:41 PM
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| So the toilet in the women's restroom at a doctor's office backs up. The doctor says to the nurse, "Get a plumber. I don't care what it costs. This is a dangerous sanitary condition!". So, the plumber comes and fixes the problem in 30 minutes. He hands the doctor the bill, and the doctor says "My Gawd! I'm a doctor, and I don't get this much money in a half hour!" The plumber says "Neither did I when I was a doctor." |
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Bau
Lokahi
USA
226 Posts |
Posted - 03/29/2011 : 03:31:54 AM
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Kapila Kane
Ha`aha`a
USA
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Posted - 04/04/2011 : 4:57:01 PM
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So a woman is late for her daughter's music recital, and it's crazy, like Alli'i drive at Happy Hour/Sunset...
She's desperately looking for a parking spot...and there's nothing.
She says, "Oh God, just let me find a parking spot and I'll devote myself to living better, being a better person, and will do anything you want me to do in service."
Sure enough, she comes around the corner and THERE'S A PARKING SPOT.
She says, "never mind God, I found one!"
Ok... so it's NOT a plumber/musician joke, but it's a joke!
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Bau
Lokahi
USA
226 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2011 : 11:22:25 PM
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lol
ok heres my contribution, not jokes but xomeone elses comics
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Bau
Lokahi
USA
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Plumbers vs Musicians
