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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
 Posted - 04/22/2011 : 04:36:09 AM
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| Might have something to do with how many girigiri you got. |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 09:55:53 AM
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Originally posted by guitarded
... da old fut's friend, AARP.
"AARP" is the sound of an old dog's bark.
Which is worse than its bite.
Which takes the punning full circle. (Thank you ... thank you ... I'll be here all week ... be sure to tip your waitstaff ...) |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 2:59:41 PM
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| One hand can clap, but not too loud. If an accordion falls in the woods, does anyone care? |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 3:04:27 PM
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Originally posted by guitarded
What is da sound of one hand clapping?
Great disappointment, for a performer.
You might even say ... (wait for it...)
... it bites. |
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Momi
Lokahi
402 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 5:40:19 PM
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"Futless" is the unenviable state of not being surrounded by those blessed with the wisdom of their years and experiences. Clearly, this has never happened to Guitarded.
And as for the sound of one hand clapping - I've heard Retro do it. Ask him about it next time you see him.
(PS - Wanda - my yoga class sounds like rice krispies in milk when we kneel for certain poses. I don't just crack my knees - my shoulders and hips too. Aisus.) |
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slipry1
Ha`aha`a
USA
1511 Posts |
Posted - 04/22/2011 : 9:58:08 PM
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| Ah, so!! We move from old futs to dirty old men!!???!!!..... |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2011 : 03:33:30 AM
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| Oh, THAT one hand clapping! The universal joke that transcends class, language, and culture (even da high makamaka stay bussup in private). |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 04/23/2011 : 11:41:28 PM
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Bradda Ed,
You so right on wid Putin anden Akihito. Everybody futs anden denies it, blames da udda guy anden bus out laffing. Dat is so deep -- da fut is da key to world peace. . We should put you up foa won Nobel Peace Prize. Imagine da universal puhiu bringing world peace. Oni you coulda tot of dat bradda. Congrats! |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 03:08:58 AM
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| Oni kanes make da noise. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 04:04:32 AM
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| Onli kanes take da blame, you mean... |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 06:27:26 AM
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| Most politicians are inured to it, cause they spend so much time futtin' around already. |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 06:44:03 AM
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| Da state of humanity is such dat da aforementioned meeting would become one international fut contes'. Bumbye some of da delegates would bring special kine food fo build up dea potential. Accusations about da manipulation of da sound system would cause misunderstandings. Peepo wit troubled lower tracks would be catapulted to national hero status. Time to inves' in bean an' cabbage futures. |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 6:18:13 PM
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Originally posted by guitarded
Try share with us about da time you tooted "Hi'ilawe" for him.
Should be in one of Wanda's weekly YouTube roundups, yeah? |
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Momi
Lokahi
402 Posts |
Posted - 04/24/2011 : 8:04:29 PM
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If only kāne futted, wāhine would be really bloated.
"Unko" Paul means something COMPLETELY different in Japanese. Also related to bathroom humor. "Anko" Paul would mean Avuncular Paul in red bean paste.
The "evolution" of this discussion into humor that the average five-year-old would find funny may or may not be a commentary on the "maturation process" Thumbstruck was talking about at the start of this thread. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 04/25/2011 : 04:15:37 AM
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| And besides which, it ws NOT Hi`ilawe, I'll have you know. It was "He`eia". |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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Old futs rule!
