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Karl Monetti
`Olu`olu
USA
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 Posted - 05/16/2005 : 12:31:40 PM
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| Seal oil, Piff......you take that frozen northern pike off theback porch, (you lnow, the one you cought through four feet of ice back in January), get out your sharpest knife and slice a thin piece off the pike. Uncork the jar of seal oil in the cupboard and dip the fozen pike in, then chow down. Total energy food. Only drawback, you smell like a seal, and DANG, here come them polar bears again! |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 1:58:02 PM
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Isn't Seal Oil a Moose attractant? What kine meat that?
White meat, red meat, or uddah kine meat (you know come in metal can and subject of fine haiku)?
Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet? 
Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian 
The blue can is square
Why not a circular can?
Too much like dog food. 
If you cut open
A SPAM can with a jigsaw
The blade will smell weird 
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E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 2:06:54 PM
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Nancy,
quote:
Aloha e Mike!!
You marry filipina? You have many kids?? How funny.
No I married a Kaliponi Girl  . I have two Kaliponi Girls as well .
Jus' spen' 'nuf time in Phillipines while on ship and have Navy friends with Pilipina BIG FAMILIES. Thousand Eyes House one big stink house. Love that giligili though!
Also had one nasty bout of San Miguel Beer Balut. . . not a pretty story. |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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Auntie Nancy
`Olu`olu
USA
593 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 2:58:22 PM
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Hey Steve!!!
Kiwini!!!
You bettah come back, own up to dis!!!
auntie |
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 11:25:39 PM
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Aloha Mika'ele
Here's some more Haiku for ya. Not as good as yours, but then nothing is as good as SPAM!
Down near the ocean
Confused Filipino’s come
To hear the seals bark.
Filipino food
Mysterious in nature
So is McDonalds.
Balut! No complain.
Think of where your eggs come from,
A chickens butt too.
Dinna on da run.
Gotta go to a meeting
For chocoholics.
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Me Ke Aloha,
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2005 : 11:26:27 PM
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| Wow! Has it been that long? I guess so. Truth is, my mother took ill and for obvious reasons I have had to reprioritize my time. Mahalo to all of you who have been praying for her. She is doing extremely well now but we still have another year of treatments to go. To help her maintain her spirits I have been hanging around the house keeping her company and playing music for her. I can't think of a better way to get practice and "help a Mother out". This summer found me at my first kanikapila. It was at Pua Kai's house and is where I first met Slkho, Dusty and their wonderful spouses. I came home inspired to get better and so I've been plucking around the house. My mom heard about the open mic at Espresso Gardens, that I've been wanting to go to but haven't had the chance to, and she basically booted me out of the house to go. Perhaps she was hinting to go and get more practice. So I went and got up to play for the first time on stage. It was a nerve-racking experience but I'm happy I got that initial step out of the way. So now that Mom is doing much better I'll have time to get back to playing and posting more. It feels good to be back! Thanks Raymond and the rest of the Taropatch/Espresso Gang that was there for the wonderfully supportive environment, comments and the suggestions. |
Me Ke Aloha,
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slkho
`Olu`olu
740 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 09:15:05 AM
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Kiwini your back!!! where you been boy?!! Good to know your still pressin. I was up your way again but my timing was bad to contact...next time brah. Hope your mom is doing better.
Hopefully we'll see you on your next trip to SoCal.
Aloha,
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Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 09:23:13 AM
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Yes Kiwini, Welcome back...
It was good to see you at Expresso. You sounded good and and did not bump the mic with the guitar even once!
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Mahope Kākou...
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 1:20:14 PM
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howzit slkho - Mom's doing well except that she's getting spoiled with all the free rides and free meals. I suppose turnaround is fair play, huh?
Good thing she taught me to cook otherwise she would be getting tired of ramen. Eh, by da way, was wonderin, how's Zoom doing? :P
Margaret and I are hoping to get down to SoCal sometime before the end of the year. I'll keep you folks posted. |
Me Ke Aloha,
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 1:37:52 PM
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| Hey Lawrence! Was great to see you again. Loved your set. I can't figure how my guitar caught a buzz...really! Maybe the treble was too high? Anyway, thanks for the sound! |
Me Ke Aloha,
Steve |
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Lawrence
Ha`aha`a
USA
1597 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 1:49:56 PM
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Thanks for the compliment regarding our set. Usually Pulelehua also plays uke but did not last wednesday.
You had some sort of grounding problem with your pickup (since the cord was OK). I did not have time to try the ground-lift vs not-ground-lift on the D.I. box, but you sounded fine in true acoustic mode!
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Mahope Kākou...
...El Lorenzo de Ondas Sonoras |
Edited by - Lawrence on 09/09/2005 2:04:25 PM |
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 09/09/2005 : 9:42:05 PM
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| I had a new pick up installed last month. I'll take it back to him before the next open mic. Once in a while I heard a pop or a thump while I was playing the base line during Radio Hula. Did you hear it from where you sat? If so, do you know what caused it? |
Me Ke Aloha,
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Pua Kai
Ha`aha`a
USA
1007 Posts |
Posted - 09/11/2005 : 11:48:40 AM
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Aloha Calabash Batanes Cuzzin'! You are welcome any time down here - we'll get the boys to come up - maybe even Marzullo one of these days. Don't forget we need to get Mahina down here too at same time. for all you trivia fans, by the way, Maggie's sister Nancy was the first female lead for Hiroshima another one of my favorite groups. They are local san sei guys...
Steve - are you sending clips to Jesse?? I hope so; we all really enjoyed your music when you were here.
All our family is pulling for your mom!!!
aloha
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 3:43:09 PM
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Aloha Auntie Cuz, no mattah how you go slice um, you still my Auntie. I told Jesse I was going send um but I neva read deep enough into da kine instructions on how fo record um like he need um. You get suggestions oddah den drive to Idaho? Wot kine stay da mo easy way fo peopo....peopo? I not too technical, but I get one new kine computah lidat. When is da deadline? Thanks for da Aloha wishes, I'll pass um on to Mom.
Mahalo and Aloha
Kiwini
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Pua Kai
Ha`aha`a
USA
1007 Posts |
Posted - 09/12/2005 : 4:31:03 PM
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Hey Kiwini!!
Jesse's deadline is OCTOBER 1st!! Do you have ANYthing to use to record a song? He can take almost anything.... Maybe you should make friends with all those nice guys in your area - especially 'Ilio Nui - he's a computer/recording junkie and puts out terrific stuff... even though he professes to be a DentisT! I had planned to use my iPod w/ iTalk, but even with Lots of Practice, I don't have anything for the CD... Oh well, maybe next year. But you play so nicely, it'd be nice of you to share.
Aloha nui!!
auntie cousin..
PS: I'm hoping to drive up to Idaho someday, but not before Oct 1...
By the way, snail mail works... and he'll take a tape or cassette or anything else.....
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