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Karl Monetti
`Olu`olu
USA
756 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 09:32:49 AM
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I see a second award needs to be created and bestowed upon Kiwini; For the longest-running introductory post thread, EVER! Sorry we missed you at Auntie Nancy's Put the pedal to the plastic, take a north out of the driveway and yo could be here in only 5 days. BYO lychee. And mittens |
Karl Frozen North |
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 12:30:06 PM
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Howzit Karl, too funny you. No can! If I stay get in da car an head north, I stay back in da garage! Sorry I missed ya. I heard everyone had a good time. Did you bring Christmas presents for everyone?
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Me Ke Aloha, Steve |
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hapakid
Luna Ho`omalu
USA
1533 Posts |
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 12:30:32 PM
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I drove from Seattle to Fairbanks once. Pretty country, saw a few bears. Take the plane. Jesse Tinsley |
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 09:30:23 AM
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Hoy Padre!! Ip dat waz de POLAR bear den uhhhh por sure ply de flane!!! Ip dat bear waz de BLACK one, den betta por dribe de car!! (be sure to pack binegar, garlic, shoyu, bay leap lidat) An pinally, ip dat is de BROWN bear den I beliebe we hab........choc'late meat! Mmmmmmm! Dinna on da run!!!!
Mabuhay por now, Esteban/Kibini |
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Karl Monetti
`Olu`olu
USA
756 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 10:40:14 AM
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Kiwini, Over in the kani kapila forum I just invited the whole slack key world to Alaska for a weekend of their choice for a super-pickin time. Sorry, you cannot come....no way I could learn a danged thing with someone as funny as you around.
You forgot,too, that polar bear is the "other white meat"...as in, the one that EATS YOU!
OK, you can come, too.......just, no pidgin while we're pickin'. |
Karl Frozen North |
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 12:14:38 PM
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Hey Karl, Eureka! I found this on a zoological site.
"The polar bear's skin is actually BLACK to absorb heat and the fur is white for camouflage." Ohh Happy Days! Arctic adobo. So I guess that means that polar bears are meant to be cooked and you can sneak up on them without seeing them!
Stevo
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cmdrpiffle
`Olu`olu
USA
553 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 12:59:56 PM
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You guys are killing me over here..... |
my Poodle is smarter than your honor student |
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Auntie Nancy
`Olu`olu
USA
593 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 4:55:16 PM
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Karl - Don't let the Batanes guy cook - you evah had pilipino food?? No recognize many t'ings..... I help cook, bring lychee from Ralphs'. You have wood stove up the'e? good hot stove? rice cookah? wok? chop stix for eat? pilipino no use chopstix, need fork and one big spoon.... Maggie's gonna wanna fish.... Hey piff! You come too? You know Karl used to fly da airplane? play music and make fun!! auntie |
nancy cook |
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 7:03:02 PM
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Howzit Mike,
Hey, I saw those elephant seals at Ano Nuevos. I noticed that they have a bark and can't run fast on land!
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Me Ke Aloha, Steve |
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Kiwini
Lokahi
USA
203 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 7:16:38 PM
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What Auntie!
You no like me cook, but you like buy food at a store called "Ralph's"?
The Dog Walker |
Edited by - Kiwini on 05/13/2005 7:17:00 PM |
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Auntie Nancy
`Olu`olu
USA
593 Posts |
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 7:47:37 PM
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UNCLE!! |
nancy cook |
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Karl Monetti
`Olu`olu
USA
756 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2005 : 7:37:58 PM
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If i ever did have filipino food, i didn't know it, but if any batanes or anybody else ever comes to visit, and if i can get my wife away from the stove, you can cook us up your favorites. We got propane stoves, we got barrell stoves, we got stove-pipe hats, we got stove parts...had a wood stove once, but as soon as we lit the danged thing, it burned up. Sorry, Auntie. We dont have a Ralph's, either, but lots of good groceries anyway, we keep a veggie garden, and those who actually like to catch and eat, can always find some fish nearby.
And, speaking of fishing, if any single ladies come up, here is a must-read book; Catch and Release, an Insider's Guide to ALaskan Men (the odds are good, but the goods are odd) |
Karl Frozen North |
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cmdrpiffle
`Olu`olu
USA
553 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 06:21:27 AM
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Note to self:
I refuse to continue to troll this thread... I refuse to continue to troll this thread... I refuse to continue to troll this thread...
Kiwini, seal?
...good eatin' that !! |
my Poodle is smarter than your honor student |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 08:35:00 AM
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Don't let a Pilipina cook "thousand eyes" pilipino stuff -- whole house stink for years. Stir fried anchovies (or sometin) make big stink . No marry Pilipina you get BIG FAMILY in marriage too.
And don't let anyone tell you balut taste like hard boiled egg with a good cold San Miguel -- it no work brudda -- still get stink eye! |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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Auntie Nancy
`Olu`olu
USA
593 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2005 : 10:42:54 AM
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Aloha e Mike!! You marry filipina? You have many kids?? How funny. I tried so hard to try stuff, but once they sauteed nice fresh chicken breast in nice fresh blood, I about lost it...... See you at Bill's if you've finished your travels by then. n |
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