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kihoalukid
Lokahi
USA
289 Posts |
 Posted - 02/05/2007 : 2:06:14 PM
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| You've paid for a guitar lesson with a canned ham.... |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2165 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2007 : 2:28:02 PM
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You start a song with the phrase "in G, 2 vamps".
You consider mac salad a vegetable.
Two scoops rice is an appropriate accompaniment to spaghetti.
You don't need a pick for your ukulele.
Most folks don't understand your "bumpa stickas" on your guitar / ukulele case. |
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Reid
Ha`aha`a
Andorra
1526 Posts |
Posted - 02/05/2007 : 3:23:46 PM
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Sarah and I think this is the funniest and cleverest thread *ever* in TP. We are not even gonna try to add anything , 'cause we just ain't as funny as you guys. But MORE, MORE...
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Pupule
USA
4551 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 06:08:39 AM
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| I love this thread too. I smell a t-shirt... |
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Sarah
`Olu`olu
571 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 06:27:33 AM
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Andy, that's what I've been thinking! There's almost 50 Reasons... makes for some fine print, but 25 on the front, 25 on the back? :-) I can see it!
aloha,
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MentoBuggah
Aloha
22 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 07:04:53 AM
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Free T-shirt if one of yours is used?
Here's a couple more: (Not numbered because I know my status )
You put freshly-grated ginger on everything.
Your guitar strap has a breadfruit leaf or gecko print.
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JeffC
Lokahi
USA
189 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 07:29:30 AM
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Yea to the T-shirt idea Andy. I have been sharing these with many of my family, friends, and employees who are constantly bemused by my obsession
JC |
Jeff
Making Trout Country safe for Slack Key! |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2165 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 08:57:17 AM
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Eh, Jeff! When people are lacking discipline and focus, they view disciplined, focussed individuals as obsessive. Who're the "slackers" now?
If you listen over and over to a tune just to understand what the artist's thumb is doing.
If you pronounce the okina in Hawai'i.
If tripe stew, raw fish, oxtail stew, and poi don't gross you out.
If while practicing vamps, a tightkeyer asks you the name of the song you've been playing. |
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JeffC
Lokahi
USA
189 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 10:23:50 AM
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| People can read the "Mahalo for removing your slippahs" sign under your Christmas wreath |
Jeff
Making Trout Country safe for Slack Key! |
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Fingerpickin
Lokahi
117 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 10:28:11 AM
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Thought of a few more on the way to work: (I'll start with a random number cause I lost track!)
51) A friend invites you over for a casual guitar session and you find a 17 course meal and a case of Heineken ready when you arrive
52) You canna understand why McDonalds on the mainland doesn't serve the Spam, Rice and Egg breakfast combo
53) You drive all over Dallas trying to find a "Zippys"
54) You refer to your trips to Hawaii as "my annual spiritual pilgrimage"
55) You've ever shoveled snow off your driveway in slippahs
I'm sure I'll think of mo bettah ones later....
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"Hey Lance, try watch." -Ozzie |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 12:57:14 PM
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When you know that:
kani-ka-pizza == slack key and pizza 
kani-ka-pilsner == slack key and beer 
kani-ka-pila == slack key and pila  |
E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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Reid
Ha`aha`a
Andorra
1526 Posts |
Posted - 02/06/2007 : 3:41:40 PM
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Guyz, as your biggest fan, in order to move this whole venture forward, you gotta discern between being a food-loving Local and a Slacker. There *is* a difference, however slight.
Bonton roulez! ( That's Southern Hawaiian for E Ho'olaule'a!)
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2165 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2007 : 04:31:00 AM
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| Every time I've jammed, food has been present. Every time I've practiced with a halau, food has been present. Every performance has been accompanied by food. |
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Pua Kai
Ha`aha`a
USA
1007 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2007 : 05:47:47 AM
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Cap't Mike:
Kanikajammapila -
Slackers' PJ party - - always w/ food! (rice) |
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RWD
`Olu`olu
USA
850 Posts |
Posted - 02/07/2007 : 07:40:43 AM
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| -If you carry a laminated chart of the tunings you use. |
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