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Kawika96797
Akahai
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 Posted - 09/08/2008 : 12:22:53 AM
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Originally posted by Menpachi Man
HaaAAH? Charlotte wen go Clevelan? Eh no can be. By now mebbe ste shoot hollow baseball. Ahdonno, mebbe da cannon no ste work so good awreadeh. Bugga had mean cannon, befoe time, could shoot boil eggs. But, aahh, ahdonno dis kine stuff animoah.
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Backgroud information: There was an infamous exotic dancer named Charlotte who performed at an "asian" nightclub in Honolulu named "Arirang" circa 1978. This young woman had a special stage act utilizing ping-pong balls, eggs, cigars and genitalia. or so I have been told. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
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Posted - 09/08/2008 : 04:05:02 AM
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Originally posted by Kawika96797
This young woman had a special stage act utilizing ping-pong balls, eggs, cigars and genitalia. or so I have been told.
Brah, your altah ego forgot to tell you someting else, and maybe da most impawtent ting, about dose cigars. It was dem perfect outwardly expanding smoke rings dat she launched strategically up in da air...dat seemed to hover out ovah da audience forever...followed immediately with her trying to shoot dose hard boiled eggs chru da middle of dem smoke rings... ...followed by Glenpachi running around on da odda sai trying fo catch dem eggs fo pupu. 
Eh, my friends no going lie to me, brah. |
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Kawika96797
Akahai
USA
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Posted - 09/08/2008 : 07:51:43 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
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Originally posted by Kawika96797
This young woman had a special stage act utilizing ping-pong balls, eggs, cigars and genitalia. or so I have been told.
Brah, your altah ego forgot to tell you someting else, and maybe da most impawtent ting, about dose cigars. It was dem perfect outwardly expanding smoke rings dat she launched strategically up in da air...dat seemed to hover out ovah da audience forever...followed immediately with her trying to shoot dose hard boiled eggs chru da middle of dem smoke rings... ...followed by Glenpachi running around on da odda sai trying fo catch dem eggs fo pupu.
Eh, my friends no going lie to me, brah.
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eh... cut it out, you putting weird pictures in my brains |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
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Posted - 09/08/2008 : 09:55:49 AM
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Originally posted by sirduke58
Trootfully, I remembah hearing about dat wahine but I tawt wuz jess urban myth and da oldah guys wuz jess messin' wit owah minds.
Brah, she was no urban myth. Like braddah Kawiks said, Charlotte used to pack da crowds -- both guys and curious wahines -- into da Arirang Korean bar on Kaheka St.
But wat really wen blow me and my friends away was -- Charlotte wen grad high school wit us guys! I nevah knew her back den because she was dakine shy and quiet really akamai no wear makeup plain Jane bookworm type dat belonged to stuffs like da Math Club and da Science Club. So was couple years aftah we wen grad dat we heard about dat wahine at Arirang's so one day us guys wen go check um out...and deya she was in all her black dominatrix outfit glory strutting around ontop da stage. But den someting happened dat wen put all of us guys in total wop yo jaws shock. She wen go wave at one of my friends and called out his name.  I remembah my friend wanted fo crawl undahneat da table and die because us guys no could stop razzing him. Dass when it dawned on us who she really was brah. Was unreal. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
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Posted - 09/08/2008 : 10:10:51 AM
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| I stay chrai tink da name da wahine here in Clevelan. No was Char-lotte. I was tinkin maybe Chesty Morgan, but I tink dat wrong, Chesty had da poli size of Mauna Loa and Mauna Kea put togeddah. She was one concentration camp refugee and they tink Mengele maybe did speriments on her. She neva talk bout time in concentration camps. She from Poland, I tink. But what was da name da Cleveland toosie wit da ping pon balls? I need for find stuff about the old Roxy Burlesque Tee8er. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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Kawika96797
Akahai
USA
71 Posts |
Posted - 09/08/2008 : 10:31:12 AM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
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Originally posted by sirduke58
Trootfully, I remembah hearing about dat wahine but I tawt wuz jess urban myth and da oldah guys wuz jess messin' wit owah minds.
Brah, she was no urban myth. Like braddah Kawiks said, Charlotte used to pack da crowds -- both guys and curious wahines -- into da Arirang Korean bar on Kaheka St.
But wat really wen blow me and my friends away was -- Charlotte wen grad high school wit us guys! I nevah knew her back den because she was dakine shy and quiet really akamai no wear makeup plain Jane bookworm type dat belonged to stuffs like da Math Club and da Science Club. So was couple years aftah we wen grad dat we heard about dat wahine at Arirang's so one day us guys wen go check um out...and deya she was in all her black dominatrix outfit glory strutting around ontop da stage. But den someting happened dat wen put all of us guys in total wop yo jaws shock. She wen go wave at one of my friends and called out his name. I remembah my friend wanted fo crawl undahneat da table and die because us guys no could stop razzing him. Dass when it dawned on us who she really was brah. Was unreal.
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ho brah das too funny. now cut it out, caus you puuting MORE weird pictures into my brains! |
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