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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
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 Posted - 05/15/2008 : 12:30:35 PM
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Originally posted by Momi
And if Paul is silky and fluffy like rice flour, then I guess we really are related!
Silky and fluffy? Eh Retro, would you concur with that self-description of Momi's? |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 1:22:27 PM
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| humm-dee-dahh --- just gonna keep workin' ... not readin' TaroPatch ... not gonna get in any trouble today, no-siree --- lahhh-tumm-dee-dee ... nothing to see here, just keep movin' along... |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 1:40:23 PM
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Originally posted by Retro
humm-dee-dahh --- just gonna keep workin' ... not readin' TaroPatch ... not gonna get in any trouble today, no-siree --- lahhh-tumm-dee-dee ... nothing to see here, just keep movin' along...
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 2:06:29 PM
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| `Tis a wise man who knows ka moa. Someone once said, "Discretion is the better part of valor." |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 05/15/2008 : 2:30:47 PM
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Originally posted by wcerto
Someone once said, "Discretion is the better part of valor."
Yeah, but that someone with the flowery language ended up dying anyway.  |
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 05/16/2008 : 08:48:01 AM
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Yeah, but he didn't die of wife-related causes. Or wake up to a nickname like "Bobbitt", or something.
Paul |
"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2008 : 1:35:15 PM
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I received one postcard in da mail today from Ma which upset me very much. I going shayah witchu folks what she said so you can see what I mean.quote:
"Dear Braddah Ed,
Duke & Jay been feeding me very well. My cardiac doctor going be huhu. Do you think this skirt makes my okole look Beeeg? I tink da coconuts too small. Need some kine ipu or someting.
Love,
Ma"
Braddah Duke and Braddah Jay, watchu guys been do to her?  She sapose to be eating da buttah mochi in moderation, but now she no can even fly back ontop da ayaplane!! Try look!!  |
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braddah jay
Lokahi
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Posted - 05/31/2008 : 5:13:02 PM
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| Braddah ed,not me.Small kine garlic chicken,auntie wanted to visit zippys on her last day...saimin?Took dem guys to tamashiro's miss bobby ingano by 1 hr.Stopped by braddah dukes one last time,then to queen emma's summer palace up on nu'uanu.Den one last try to let dem meet ozzie,his sista said he should be home in 1/2 hr.Down to da last hr before I gotta bring dem back to da hotel.Try wait auntie you no mind if I stop by my friend jim's house?she said I no mind.Off to cromwells where jim nabors live,take one picta with nice ocean in background,den off to da hotel.I tink dis one was mo hard to go back home,anyway you guy's goin hea from her soon.Aloha braddah jay |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 05/31/2008 : 6:59:55 PM
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Originally posted by sirduke58
Eh Braddah Ed
Dat no waz my fault
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Originally posted by braddah jay
Braddah ed,not me.
Aisus ma braddahs. How I knew you guyses kneejerk reaction was going be to deny, deny? You guys is both mens now, you not boys anymo getting busted trying fo siphon gas from cars down Lagoon Drive, Koapaka and Ualena Streets.
But you know wat? Because you guys been take such good cayah of Ma and Pa dem and showed dem da aloha in action and tings dat most peepos would neva get to see on their own, I going pardon, I mean parole, I mean forgive you both dis time for letting both of dems buckaloose from wateva their doctors told dem not fo do because I know dey had da time of their lives and going be flying back home with memories to last their lifetimes and with the song "Honolulu City Lights" playing in their hearts as da lyrics "bring me back again" beckon them to return to the 'aina where the onaona fragrances of maile, plumeria, tuberose, and pikake await to welcome all of us home.
You braddahs is alright in my book.  |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 12:55:36 AM
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Braddah Ed: Now that post card was onliest jus fo you. Shame on you fo lettin da taro patch `ohana know dat i wen mess up my diet. Good ting ABC store had dem t-shirts 6 for $20 all da way to 4 xl.
Actually, though, I did gain weight. On the scale this morning I was 6 lbs. more. Gotta sweat hard tomorrow at Rehab.
Nah, nah. Onliest thing that really grew as a result of our Hawai`i trip was my heart. We were shown such aloha by Jay and Duke and their `ohanas. Kinda like da Grinch -- his heart grew. Well, with these two guys, your heart cannot help but grow from the love they give.
Did I mention before what swell guys they are?
Jay thinks he is the kolohe buggah. Not. Braddah Ed is the kolohe buggah.
Ask Braddah Jay to tell you what he told Paul about raw fish. I'm going to bop him for telling Paul that. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 06:51:11 AM
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Originally posted by wcerto
Ask Braddah Jay to tell you what he told Paul about raw fish. I'm going to bop him for telling Paul that.
Braddah Jay, what say you my braddah? Come on no shame because now I like eat raw pish.  |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 06:59:28 AM
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| Eh no do dat hea. I know we can talk eryting lidat but we get standahds yeah. Go doem wid 1 email. |
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guitarded
Ha`aha`a
USA
1799 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 07:15:40 AM
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Originally posted by Peter Medeiros
Eh no do dat hea. I know we can talk eryting lidat but we get standahds yeah. Go doem wid 1 email.
Oh, see braddah Pete, good ting you stay policing, I mean you stay following dese treads because da tot neva did occur to me dat da raw pish ting might be unfit for public consumption, so to speak. I know hahd fo believe, but I still get innocent mind daswhy. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 07:49:45 AM
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| Well, I guess Paul and I were the onliest ones who were truly innocent about raw fish. Funny thing I the female and do not like raw fish. Paul the kane and he likes raw fish. Go figure. That is kinda like women are from Venus and men are from Mars. But vive la difference. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2008 : 07:50:16 AM
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| I guess I did not realize that poke would lead to a poke. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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