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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
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 Posted - 06/09/2008 : 10:48:38 AM
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| Eh boy no get wize oa I gonna sic Momi on you. Az not won tret az won treat. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 12:31:56 PM
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| Eh Ed I unnastan. Butchuno kenna jez loco out yeah. Oa kan you? I wanda wot Reid n Sarah n da udda regula folks tink so fa? Dey neva wen watch BugsBunny cahtoon n put togeda tantarah lidat. Eh n da BBDs stay dry waz yestadayz won. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 12:54:52 PM
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| Eh you no you can go fo daze yeah. Insai out back to front. Too good yeah. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 2:12:45 PM
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Well, there can be several additional topics garnered out of all the 20 pages or so of stuff hrein. One could be about Kory and the swell music he plays on the phone for folks sometimes. When I was recuperating from the heart surgery, we received a surprise phone call one Sunday afternoon. Yep, it was our dear friend Kory, playing the nice slack key to cheer me up and we even let Paul listen in on the extension. We were very lucky we had just gotten another telephone and no longer had to climb the pole to answer the phone like on green acres. Climbing the pole is hahd in Cleveland in December, and even mo hard when one's poli/pu`uwai get sliced open. Ah, but the lovely feeling after Kory played was great. And what was even better is that he took the time out of his busy schedule in order to call us and play for us.
Potential topic number two continues with da kaukau. Always can talk about kaukau and I don't mind, even if I am back on the low sodium diet. Jay and Duke, it sure was good while it lasted. And now I've got Duke's recipe for gandule rice. It is for only a small amount of people. Just right for Paul and I. It only calls for 7 cups of uncooked rice. Small portions, yeah, Duke?
Potential subject number 3 -- laundry. Like outside line hanging to dry vs. dryer. More healthier for kill germs and viruses (virii??) because of sunlight. Smell good too. But hahd fo do in Cleveland, OH in the neighborhoods near the steel mills because it turns the sheets brown hanging on the line. Or your bebedees, unless you wear the spiderman kine. And you no want brown stains on your bebedees, even if it is only rust. Also, sunlight helps get rid of some stains. You can treat rust stains with lemon juice and salt and sunlight. Onliest thing, you need sunlight. Hard to get that in Cleveland, OH. But easy in the islands. Also can talk about iron vs: just take out of dryer or off the line and wear. Out of dryer is better than straight off the line because straight off the line, the wrinkles stay and the denims get hahd. But ironing is mo bettah. I learned in my days of inspecting uniforms for the military that crappy made garments can look good if they are pressed well, but a poorly pressed quality made garment looks like crap if not properly pressed. Also can talk about tap water vs. distilled water in the steam iron.
See all the fun stuff we could talk about?
Could talk obake stories. I love to hear obake stories and have read several books of obake stories. I almost thought of taking an obake story tour in Waikiki, but Paul no mo can walk very far without his knees hurting.
Can talk about what yo mamas did when it was your small keed time. Did she work outside the home or sty home and be Harriet Nelson or June Cleaver. Did yunz have chores to do when small kid time? I had chores that had to be done by time my ma came home from work. She got off work at the hospital at 3:30 and would take maybe 1/2 hour to get the bus home. So, I usually started my chores about 3:00. Had to make wikiwiki.
Can talk about what kine jobs yunz had during your younger days. My first job was at th neighborhood Jewish lady's bakery working for 50 cents and hour and free day old bread or buns. She never threw anything away, she would keep reducing the price on them hard old donuts until they were about1 cent and then the winos would come buy the one cent donuts. Then I worked at the neighborhood fruit store for 75 cents per hour, but ma made me quit when I brought home free bag of potatoes and too many cockaroaches insai da bag. Then I got one job at the grocery store, had to join the union. Got $3.35 per hour. I was rich! Bought all my own clothes for high school. Got to go downtown by myself and buy clothes by myself. Ma did not care for my selections and said they made me look like a hootchie mama (days of mini skirts). She made me take them back until everything met her approval. I remember dresses used to cost about $5.
What fragranges bring back your childhood memories. Not futs. I mean like coffee brewing in the early morning wake up time or bacon. Or a pot of beans boiling on the stove. Or fresh cut grass. Or leaves burning in the fall. Our freshly spread manure on the cornfields. Or the smell of a pole cat late at night. Or the smell of roasted cashews outside the Morrow Nut Store downtown. I found out later that they exhausted the store air to the outside so everyone waiting for the bus would smell it and have to come in to get even a dime or quarter worth of hot roasted cashews. Do you know there is absolutely no where in the Cleveland area where hot roasted cashews can be found. I have searched and searched and the nut companies tell me they no longer sell the nuts that way
Or, guys like Peter, Duke, Jay, bk808, dem what live Hawai`i can write and let us know what you are doing this day in the beautiful `aina. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 2:13:03 PM
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Originally posted by Menpachi Man
<<< I like cleah da ea. I no get some tatantara guyz ova hea wid real talent fo fut n fut around but please give peace a chance.>>
You right brah. K, damage control, I wen delete one/two mistakes.
k ... we go chai again.
Eh babooze, why you wen change da mastapiece, waz won epic. Not too many guyz can do dat you no. |
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Menpachi Man
Lokahi
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Posted - 06/09/2008 : 2:21:54 PM
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| Wah brah? hahaha, yu like em? I wen keep one copeh; almose neva but I wen read em again, even widout beeya, I crack me up. No can beleev I wen rite em in won aftanoon with sixpack beeya an guitah. Not too ofen I ged in da kine mood. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 2:37:25 PM
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| Glenn, azwhyhard yeah, fo won wile dea I tot waz jez gon have won bookbook wid me n chris. N yo inspiration da bes kine won 6 pak won gitah, but how many hands you get? How you type? |
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Menpachi Man
Lokahi
274 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 2:49:23 PM
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Ok guava bruddah.. I go pos' em again. I dunno how fo put em back wea waz befoe, so da buggah steh ouda sequence now. Wen I no steh tank beeya, professah kine guyz, dey can intimidate me cuz I shy buggah. But ... I wen jus drink beeya tonite, an ... da professah call me babooze. I not babooze, jus booze. Oh , mo like beyabooze. Anyway hea da post.
My usual disclaimer: I post fo good fun so take my post wid grain of salt. Usually, I get one lolo smile on my face while tellin storehz. Fishaman all can tell storeh. Dey can make one hinalea or manini sound like dey wen catch big ulua. k-den, I in da mood to tell storeh. I steh away 1 week, an I see plenneh fut storeh. k-den , Momi, we not pau fut-storeh. I get historical one.
Disclaimer 2: This post is out of sequence and is a re-post.
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Dis time I get true storeh. Fo realz!
k-den ...
Once upon one time, long, long, long ago, way befo kine time, wen beeg island was small island. Pele still mosely steh holoholo on Maui, dat time, insai Haleakala. She wen staht da island dat was going come beeg island cuz she was getting bored. Had one place, way pass Kauai, up midway sai, useta have people liveeng. Had two good size islands. One waz named Fota'aina. Da odda one was Futanele. Yea, long time ago dey use mo "t" in da way dey tahk. In Fota'aina, hoh, dey could make beeg kine fut, fffaaaaAARRRAAAHHHrrrr, lidat. In Futanele, da guys had small kine fut, but mo worse, some peepo was futless. Eh no laff, true storeh. Wha? Hawaiian language no mo F? Yea, I kno but, had Samoan infuence long long long ago.
In Fota'aina, had one king. His name was Keeng Fut, no, not King Tut, you heard rite, Keeng Fut. You saying, "Haaahh? Wot kine Hawaiian name is Keeng Fut?" Okay, I tell you how. Long ago had one Pakeh guy dat was stranded on his boat cuz he nomo sense of direction an was drinkin too much. Da current and wind wen make em go all da way to Fota'aina. Azz why sound like Pakeh name! Got em from kung fu style, choi li fut. An dey liked da way he talked. An da Fota aina guys, all friendly peepos. Besides, he had Pakeh food !!! Evereh bodeh like Pakeh food. King Fut had one pretty daughtah, princess Fotagasalanahumuhumunukunukuapuaa Fut. K, you tinkin woa, wea da gas paht came in, az not Hawaiian. Well, had one English guy, wid da name Lucky Jack. He wen walk da plank cuz he wen chrai make mutanay. He was luckeh, and wen swim all da way to da island, almost 300 miles. He was good swimmah, julike porpus. Da shaks no boddah him cuz dat time dey oneh eat island food. At dat time, the English no was like Cook, dey no could spock da islands cuz long ago, had junk boat and instramants. Lucky Jack , he was some luckeh. He cood catch fish while swimming, eat da eyeballs an livah fo watah so he no ma'ke from thirst. Eh, you guyz nevah tink dat I goin tell storeh widout fishin storeh eh?. He use his puhi fo lure da fish an wen da fish come close he grab em befo dey bite his puhi cuz he had oneh one puhi fo bait. Waz mosly wahine kine fish. Some mahu kine. He was one real brave buggah! Eedah dat o he was luckeh and lolo. But white kine puhi was rare, an da fish was mosely curious so dey jus check em out befo biting. Az why he could catch em. I use puhi fo catch ulua, so mebbe he wen invent dat teknik. I dunno how he wen get da puhi. Mebbe one kane ulua wen bite one, an was tinking, eh dis not rite, and spit em back out. Da puhi was ma'ke and den wen float to da surface. Dis is one good theory I tink. Anyway, back to da storeh, he taut dem da word gas, cuz dem guys all cood make beeg kine fut. Now da princess, everybodeh respect her cuz she cood fut da coconut off da trees; no need climb. Wen dey wen take da canoes out to sea, she cood fut em all out to sea. In fack, dey made speshel lauhala sail juz fo dat. Neva need to waste energy paddling da canoe out. She cood even fut ulu off da trees. An mango, an guava, an lychee, oh chrai wait, neva had lychee yet. Da pakeh guy wen foget to pack em. But he brought char siu spice. Az how da islands had Pa'ke food. Now da queen, Futafula, her fut was so strong dat one day she wen fut herself all da way to da moon. So get dis strate, it is a lady in da moon, not da man in da moon. She wen come bolohed, cuz da sun wen singe her hair off. Az why dey mistake her fo one man. k ... so dat is why had oneh king an princess.
k, wot about da oddah island? Da oddah island had king too. His name was Keeng Futless. Eh no can help. He had pakeh and english influence too since da islands was close and all da peepo was friendly. Dey waz haahd workin peepo cuz no mo fut for push da canoe out. Nomo fut fo shake coconut off da tree so had to climb, an stuff lidat. So waz haahd work. At da end of da day, dey was all moah futless. Since dey was futless, dey had to be mo akamai. Instead of futting da watah into da taropatch, dey had to make irrigation ditch, stuff lidat. Da king had wife, Queen Nomofutalehua, and one boy, Futachiisai. Yu tinking, wot da hell is chiisai kine name. Well long long long time ago, had one emporor, KazeKozo, who was so good a samurai dat he wen rise up to rule da land. But den, deah was dis subject Tosh Togo who no like listen to anybodeh but himself. So dey banish him from Japan, den him and his broddah FujiFujiwara wen sail out to sea, an like the Pakeh guy, dey drink too much, got lost, yu know asian guys, drink lilo bit, den pass out. So da currents wen take em to Futanele. Da japanee guys was always saying, "heh, you guyz' futs is chiisai". But da word sound cute to da moddah, az why she name da boy Futachiisai. Da boy no like da name wen he waz grown up since he teenk he was relatively a big fut. But oneh SBD (silent but deadly) kine beeg fut. He eventually wen change his name to Kurtis da Bull Kilauea Iki. Eh, no laff-, even to dis day, Kilauea Iki making beeg kine lava futs. Oh, yea, fogot to mention, da king wen ma'ke earlier cuz he was too futless. One day wen he was fishin, he had one big ahi strike, about 500 lbs, yea, da fish waz beeg in dose daze. Da fish wen huli him from da boat an drag em down. But unlike da Fotaaina peepos, he cood not fut himself back to surface, so he wen drown. So dat is why oneh get queen an prince. Da Tosh Togo an Fuji guyz, dey wen staht fo make ectronics from lemon juice battery and wot liddo metal dey had on da boat. Make life mo easy for Fatanele peepo. No ax me, I dunno wea da lemon came from. Da joponee guyz had big swords too, so can cut coconut in half, one time, one stroke. No need peel em. All da peepo friendly so no need sword fo fite. Azz why dey use da sword oneh fo make food, tepanyaki style, azz rite brah, da whole coconut, whole ahi, whole puaa, an whole poi do.... eh neya mine. Point is, da buggas waz good tepanyaki guys. Da Fota aina peopo waz impressed since dey cood not fut da husk off da coconut. Oddah wize da whole coconut fly away. So had to do manual peel. Poun em on da rock kine peel.
One day, queen Nomofutalehua and king Fut wen get good idea. Dey was going unite da islands from da princess and prince marrying. Dey was going trade living secrets for make life moah easeh fo all peepos. Dey was going make one futless society into a futful society and tekless society into one hi tek society. Da princess and prince was both good looking so dey was attracted to each oddah. Evereh teeng was good. So dey wen make beeg wedding pahty. Da pahke guy make char sui pork fat, dat time dey no worry about cholestorol and stuff lidat. Da english guy wen go catch some ahi wid his puhi. Da princess wen fut plenny fruits off da trees. Da futless prince wen bring plenny poi from da irrigated patch. Da Japonee guys wen make tepanyaki. Had plenneh good food. Had music but neva yet had ukulele an slack key guitah. But da english guy waz awready tahkin about some kine music string instrament dat get puka. He was calling it pukalele, but somehow wen come to be ukalele (english style), den finally ukulele. Den some modern guys call em yukalele, or yoookulele or some oddah funneh kine way. No maddah, main teeng, yu know az da small kine guitah wid 4 strings.
Continuing wid da storeh, da princess wen move to Futanele, wea da prince was liveeng. Dey was all happy. She good cook, can even make pakeh food too. She dainty preddy girl. But still, she can hemo rock from da kalua pig pit, use da ti leaf for glove and put da rock in da 4 kornahs of da pig, an insai da opu. Tuff buggah even doe she look dainty. Kina like da titahs who dance nice hula with shaka kine figahs. Look real nice, sweet, and dainty but wen dey open da mout -- HOOAAH ! Dey can tahk like one teedah an yell: "WHA BRAH, wachu looking at? I owe you moneh? I going get my broddah fo broke yo az. Wha bra? You still looking? Neya mine my broddah, I going broke yo az myself!" Lidat kine stuff. But no, she waz tryin fo be quiet kine tuff. She was shy so she neva fut coconut off da tree or da canoe out da ocean. She waz tryin fo hole em as long as she could. Den one day no can control. She wen fut insai da hale and waz so strong, da hale wen blow away. Hoh, prince Kilauea, hees eye wen come beeg like giant squid. Yea, he call himself Kilauea now. Yu know young guyz, dey tink dey tuffa den dey actually is. He heard from Pele dat she going make big fut volcano called Kilauea Iki. Az why he call himself dat. But anyway, once a week, da hale blow away cuz she steh try hole em all da time. Prince Kilauea was all depressed. You know, he was not da kine, boss-erreh-bodeh-kine prince. He do stuff himself if he can. He was good guy even doe he tink he get Kilauea Iki kine fut. Nice heart dis boy had. An den, moah worse, wen dey steh make lomilomi stuff, she fut em up to da seeling. Anden one time she wen blow all da leaf off da taro plants. He was getting desparate and was going tell her, dis no going work. But, hoh, he love her so much dat he no cood.
Den one day, errehbodeh saw one funneh kine boat out da ocean. Look like catamaran wid one hale on top. Da boat wen float to shore from da currents. Dey saw one guy half dead who barely lift his head up and said," Ip u gib me watah, I gib u my hale on da boat. I get kalamanseh an bagaong too, ip u like. I get paiting cheekeen too, almose ma'ke but mebbe can rebibe". So dey geeve em watah. He was all happy dat he get watah. Dey wen give him some poi and dry opelu too. Aftah he came alive, he was so grateful he gave da prince his bamboo hale on da makeshiff catamaran. Was all bamboo. Prince Kilauea's eye wen come big. He akamai so hees brainz was going. He teenkeeng dat he can make reinforced bamboo hale fo heem and his wife. So he wen make one reinforced bamboo hale, an den he wen make reinforced bed with low bed seeling so he no fly to da hale seeling wen she fut. Aftah dat, he no need make hale evereh oddah week an was happy cuz den he can smoke pilipine paka an relax. Preddy soon dey wen make couple a small futs who grew up to be regular futs. An den da paiting cheeken wen come alive again, an get moah plenneh, so dey could eat chicken long rice and chicken adobo, and chicken palia, an chicken luau, an chicken feet. All da prince an princess' decendents were regulah futs. Not supah futs or small futs, or futless. And dat is how we all became normal fut peepo. But to dis day, get beeg fut peepo from futa-aina like Doctah Petah, Duke and Guava. And I remain a small fut from futanele. Momi, she ack like one small fut too. But I no bettah, sometime small fut wahine, dey jalike dynomite, kinda like da titahs I was tahking about.
True Storeh!!!
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braddah jay
Lokahi
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Posted - 06/09/2008 : 3:03:03 PM
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used to listen Dinah Washington's version at A1 Bakery by A'ala paka when I was like 12 yrs old and on da loose.
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Eh noeau,I once heard dat aala park was da place to be for eat.Was said to be filled with all kine different food stalls,all day kine of festival.Kinda way back days,but what you rememba dose days?Da only reason I ask is dat you once said you hung around mayor wrights back in da fifties.Before I forget,dat video where you playing and singing,den get one loud noise in da back,brah me and my youngest was rollin,da mo I play em back,da mo us guys stay rollin.I nevah catch em da first time das why.Aloha |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
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Posted - 06/09/2008 : 3:06:15 PM
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| You did good Menpachi Man. You did good. I neva like make you cry lidat, your story still count. N I neva wen call you won babooze babooze, get diffrence you no. Eh go take a couple mo hits fo da braddas befo you paz out. You won okay kinda guy. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 3:28:05 PM
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| Kden, but I not won docta lidat, aldo I do make da slack key mobetta. Az Duke wen putem to me da udda day "you jez won Moke wid won edumacation. " Yeah so I get da etnomusicology education from UH n East Wast Santa n you can tal I git da BS degree from Colorado. But wot I no n teach dey don't teach in school, dat iz unless you go to my school UH Manoa n I teach you lidat eh. But den I waz talkin to Cyril n he iz teachin down UH Hilo. So UH get da rite guyz fo teach n iz gonna soun HAWAIIAN reel HAWAIIAN. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 3:31:15 PM
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| Okayden. We wen bust 300 replies. Watchout Seattle Experiment we comin on strong n we get plany gaz in da tank. |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 4:33:26 PM
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| Kden, you guyz go FPP jez make sua da FBI no follo you. But stay in contac. |
Edited by - Peter Medeiros on 06/09/2008 4:34:28 PM |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
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Posted - 06/09/2008 : 5:36:41 PM
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Eh, Ed. Did da family have one Long John Silva or Golden Silva?
Mempachi Man, when da movie coming out? You wen; sell da rights yet or what? Anyt'ing foa sell popcorn. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 06/09/2008 : 5:36:52 PM
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Glenn you dirty ol buggah. Why you say you put that puhi thing for me? I am prim and proper, I'll have you know.
Right Duke and Jay? Right Paul? Right Braddah Ed?
Glenn - peepo goin tink I got one fickashun on da puhi. Remember dis puhi? Dis one giant beeg puhi from Big Island. Glenn you eva get one dis beeg? Or all da puhi you see chiisai? http://www.hawaiifishingnews.com/records_d.cfm?ID=111 |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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