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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
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 Posted - 07/21/2008 : 12:13:07 PM
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| N den, da lua at Kaka`ako Paka fo da wahines have NO DOAHS on da stalls. Az y hahd. Espeshully when Mama bring da lido boys in dea wif dem. I one ugly old lady and even uglier wit my pants down. Nevah like skea dem keeds. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2008 : 12:53:45 PM
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I tink da Miffbustahs goin prove dat match ting is BUSTED. Not true. Da hauna is hauna. No gettin aroun it. Not enough sulfa in a whole box o matches. Oni get da lua hauna plus da sulfa hauna, now double pu-tank-ee.
Lets talk about flowers instead. I like da pua kenikeni lei what Jay got fo me at Chais. I still have da lei hanging in da music room. They had a nice and distinctive fragrance. I neva even heard of dat befotimel Very pretty dainty liddo pua. An I like pua melia, so many different colors and it smell good too. I neva see or smell mokihana lei. Supposed to smell good, yeah?
But, I gotta clue you in to a secret -- Duke stay smell onaona when you geev him one hug. Dats why dat hoof hearted is buncho bu.
One nodda ting from living Hawai`i and wearing slippahs, you guys no get hauna feet. My sistah have feet so bad da dogs wen roll all ova her shoes and feet like rollin ova da dead crittah. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2008 : 1:32:53 PM
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Oh yeah? Well, not that I am name dropping, but, perhaps Paul and I are on a first name basis with Jamie and Adam. Maybe we have a Seattle friend who might know someone who knows someone.....
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Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2008 : 2:03:33 PM
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| `Twas a bit much, wasn't it! Somehow I figured you would find that video! I think I am inside your head. Bwa-ha-ha. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2008 : 2:04:48 PM
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| I love it they make being a geek sexy. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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Bd1
Lokahi
USA
114 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2008 : 2:36:05 PM
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| Yah Jay,I was in laborers when Big Elmo Sampson was da kine..............I worked for H and W Block Masons,The condos up on the hill by Francis II Brown Golf Course,all the bases on Enlisted Housing. I lived in Honoulii on Ft. Weaver Road. I was a plaster Hod Carrier. That was all after I quit bartending in Waikiki......... |
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Hula Rider
Lokahi
USA
215 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2008 : 5:12:47 PM
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Originally posted by wcerto
Mahalo Leilehua for telling me all the stuff that I have wondered about. I was certain there would be no natural gas there, since it is the result of decay of vegetation. Where there is coal, there is natural gas, there is oil and where there is oil, there is coal. In W. Va., lots of folks have gas wells on their property and get free gas, plus royalties for selling it to the gas company. And where my mom used to live, there was natural gas in the well water. Made really bad tasting coffee.
Oh, ick! Did she have to buy water for drinking?
You are most welcome! |
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Mika ele
Ha`aha`a
USA
1493 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2008 : 07:02:04 AM
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Ennybody see da movable luas on da BI? I was doing some repair work in Waikoloa and da Ironman was going by. They had all deze luas on da sida da road alla way to Hawi. Dey was pretty funny. I don't know if da names of da companies iz reel, but dey crack me up. Any of you seen deze guys?
 
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It’s no wonder the company last year grossed $1.3 million in sales and anticipates up to $1.6 million this year. What makes Paradise Lua stand out from its half-dozen competitors is the Prestig-ious Executive Restroom Trailer, or “PERT.” The PERT accommodates 420 men – or 210 women – per hour and boasts air-conditioning, stereo music, mirrors and sinks and a baby-changing station. Another highly sought model, the Royal Flush, is solar-powered and comes with hand towels, soap dispensers and carpet. Both put airplane lavatories to shame.
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E nana, e ho'olohe. E pa'a ka waha, e hana ka lima. |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2008 : 3:43:17 PM
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"Dass mo bettah den plucking chicken feddahs aftah pau chicken fight, yeah?"
I always wen tink das da bes part of chicken fight- you win, steak an lobstahs; you lose, get chicken soup. Eddah way goine get dinnah.
Chris
(Oops! Nebbah wen spock get two moa page afath dat... long time I nebbah wen post, I tink!) |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/22/2008 : 3:49:02 PM
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| Eh Mika ele - we get port-o-lets ovah heah, too. Not nice lidat you have in da peechas. What is bad da nasty peepos what couldn't hit da puka if dea life depent on it. Or dem trow nasty pepa onna floah. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2008 : 3:39:40 PM
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Bless the conveniences that serve us in our daily need, for they are truly the equalizers of humanity.
BTW, the bathroom is Da Place foa practice music, as long as nobody is inconvenienced. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 07/29/2008 : 01:07:11 AM
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Hea one quiz fo see eef you can make one sentence with da pidgin words:
macoon
make A
jabone
irkatated
fufu`e |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2008 : 5:11:41 PM
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Wha, Guava- stay look foa fine out wea eberybody wen go?
I donno- guess Wanda's las one wen stump um... |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 08/15/2008 : 12:48:22 AM
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macoon - big, usually meaning body parts. Ho dat girl get macoon arms.
make A - for make shame. For embarasses yoursef.
jabone - Take em or steal.
irkatated - to be irked, irritated, p--sed off.
fufu`e - puffy kine; flamboyent; ovah done. Chrai look da fufu`e lady wit choke make up, all dose flowahs in her hair, wit choke Hawaiian bracelets.
One of my favorites out of Da Kine Dictionary is "himakamaka" - One stuck up buggah, da kine who crap ice cream and sweat perfume. Stanley so himakamaka since he wen get accepted at Punahou. I think the definition he wrote in da book is very descriptive. We got two of dose kine on da jury duty dis week. I hope dey no make hung jury. |
Me ke aloha
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2008 : 04:21:12 AM
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"High makamaka" is so common it has become standard English- was used a lot when I was a kid in California. But I have never seen it spelled himakamaka before...
Kayden- back up da mango tree I go...
Chris
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