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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
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 Posted - 09/14/2008 : 12:53:32 AM
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Eh, I was sorry I wen jump da gun and put a peecha Menpachi witout his permission.
Yeah, it is funny me telling him about diet! He right about that, except I no junkalunk Escort, I one American Motors Gremlin or maybe Yugo or Corvair or Edsel. Well, I have learned my lesson about nutrition, though. That is for sure. Learned it the very hard way.
OK, here are the Menpachi pictures.
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Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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Kawika96797
Akahai
USA
71 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2008 : 08:47:00 AM
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Originally posted by Menpachi Man
I tell em how fo make da brain moah akamai by eksasize an nutrition. heheh ... excep fo da beeya paht.
I think that beer DOES make you smarter.
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"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." - "The Buffalo Theory" Cliff Claven - Cheers |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2008 : 09:58:32 AM
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| Well, from lookin at da peechas, sure looks like da method work foah Menpachi. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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thumbstruck
Ahonui
USA
2168 Posts |
Posted - 09/14/2008 : 1:43:10 PM
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| Just like vision, not everyone has 20/20 eyesight. Not everyone has 20/20 tastebuds. |
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Retro
Ahonui
USA
2368 Posts |
Posted - 09/16/2008 : 7:19:21 PM
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Originally posted by guavasunrise
But I nevah tink anybody saw my post because you guys wen go leave da buggah hanging out deya unanswered and flapping in da breeze like da dirty bebadees I brought back from Vegas, so I wen go hemo da buggah.
Yeah, Ed, you gotta stop posting anden deleting. Sometimes, I miss a couple days on the computer (like this coming weekend, when we'll be gone for four days), and we neva see um.
Glad you had good time with all the Vegas folks, btw. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/17/2008 : 12:35:01 PM
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Eh Dukie, I can tell you plenny stories and stuffs to do Las Vegas. Das wheah I stay win $32,000 cash money kala. I had a very pleasant trip.
Chrai find Gary Haleamau when you go deah. He works at the Liberace Museum, I tink. Maybe now he get diffrent job, ahdunno. Usta have one lu`au at the Imperial Palace outside on da roof Tuesdays and Thursdays. Even though it is one tourist lu`au still kaukau was preddy good and music was great if you love and appreciate real Hawaiian music. Of course, they did some of the Elvis junk, but the real stuff was great. Ahdunno who was making the music for dem. Paul likes Margaritaville. He likes when the volcano spews out the babe wit da silacon boobs, den dey put her in da blendah fo rendah da frozen concoction, etc. Some casino we went downtown Fremont St where was plenny Hawaiians, because I heard them using Hawaiin words and pidgin and also had Iz music playing on da Muzak. But I nomo remembah da name.
I tink Henerson, NV some Hawaiian restaurants and den. Prolly could find folks for kani ovah deah. I got one local nupepa from da Hawaiian community deah, gonna chrai fine em fo you.
What if Erwina have da keiki while you in Lost Wages????? But she will either have da keiki October 14 or November 13. Das da vibes I get.
Chrai look: http://www.alohavalley.com/
http://alohaworks.com/ |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
Edited by - wcerto on 09/17/2008 12:36:22 PM |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2008 : 04:51:02 AM
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| Eh Dukie - when you hele Las Vegas, can maybe look at da pawn shops chance fine a nice geetah foah not so many kala. Plenny pawn shops ovah deah. Not dat you don' get one swell geetah awreddy. You shuah do and you make it put out good music, too. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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rendesvous1840
Ha`aha`a
USA
1055 Posts |
Posted - 09/18/2008 : 08:59:40 AM
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http://50thstateradio.com/forums/
Try looking at the forums on 50th State Radio. This was a project late TP Ohana member Don Narup was involved with before his passing. What a good guy he was! There's a forum on Las Vegas Hawaiian stuff, as Don lived in Henderson, Nevada, just outside Las Vegas.Don woulda made one kani Ka Pila for you. I can't think of the whole name, but I believe Kimo, of The Aloha Friday song fame is a Vegas resident.I think he's part of the 50th State gang.
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"A master banjo player isn't the person who can pick the most notes.It's the person who can touch the most hearts." Patrick Costello |
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braddah jay
Lokahi
235 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2008 : 9:22:40 PM
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| Wassup braddah ed,eh wat,you stay postin den removin?Cause wen I check da latest post dat say's by guava sunrise,guess wat no moa nottin.Anyway spock you latah. |
Edited by - braddah jay on 09/25/2008 11:58:50 AM |
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Peter Medeiros
`Olu`olu
546 Posts |
Posted - 09/24/2008 : 9:55:41 PM
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| E we go try bust 1000. |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2008 : 12:28:11 AM
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I been wonderin. Does Hawai`i get one scary ting laidat Big Foot or Yeti or even like chupacabras in Puerto Rico or the Loch Ness mo`o guy? I tink I read in befo time b nabout big mo`o used to terrorize da peepos. I tink I even read dat Mokoli`i da part we can see is da back or tail of one giant mo`o get killed.
Also, too, since it getting soon Halloween time, anybodeh get obake stories? I read about a lady in white of Makapu`u, but she is not supposed to be Pele. I know someone who experienced the choking ghost. He said it felt like someone sitting on top his chest, very, very heavy, choking off his breath and it took all his strength to fling it off. Den next day his mother tol him no let da bed face da door. He moved his bed and nomo choking monster.
Down W. Va., get obake stories, too. We get one old, abandoned one room school house. Eretime someone drive by in da dahk, can see a light following you from one window to the next, to the next like he is following you. Car radio no work ovah deah, needah. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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braddah jay
Lokahi
235 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2008 : 12:50:59 AM
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Originally posted by wcerto
I been wonderin. Does Hawai`i get one scary ting laidat Big Foot or Yeti or even like chupacabras in Puerto Rico or the Loch Ness mo`o guy? I tink I read in befo time b nabout big mo`o used to terrorize da peepos. I tink I even read dat Mokoli`i da part we can see is da back or tail of one giant mo`o get killed.
Also, too, since it getting soon Halloween time, anybodeh get obake stories? I read about a lady in white of Makapu`u, but she is not supposed to be Pele. I know someone who experienced the choking ghost. He said it felt like someone sitting on top his chest, very, very heavy, choking off his breath and it took all his strength to fling it off. Den next day his mother tol him no let da bed face da door. He moved his bed and nomo choking monster.
Down W. Va., get obake stories, too. We get one old, abandoned one room school house. Eretime someone drive by in da dahk, can see a light following you from one window to the next, to the next like he is following you. Car radio no work ovah deah, needah.
Eh ma,duke get da stories fo you,but gettin back to da two holes,why da buggah get big nostril's?cause get big fingah's.Wat duke das where brown bags to stardom wen originate from?He he he.Naddah ting dis thread no need worry why?Cause good fun! |
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ypochris
Lokahi
USA
398 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2008 : 08:32:24 AM
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Small kine obake story:
In my hale dat stay in Waipi'o, alldatime you goine heah somebodies stay walking aroun on da back lanai. Usually onli goine notice when everybody stay sitting together in da living room, and da dogs right in front. Den if we get one guest dey goine say "who dat in da back of da house?" We jus say "Oh, das jus da thumper. No worry; stay real frenly kine".
My keiki, all da life dey hear um, so no boddah- jus part of life as dey know it. Me, aftah twenty year I stay kinda used to it too. An da dogs no boddah- dey look an lissen but its jus part of da family- always been dere. But someone new comes by, kinda trip out- day time, night time, any kine time dey might hea it, an alldatime dey like go look see but we no boddah cause we know you no goine see nothing- it's just the thumper...
Chris
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2008 : 3:20:31 PM
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| Braddah Ed - you get one Menpachi wit da kakaroach. Or you go kakaroach da Menpachi? |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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wcerto
Ahonui
USA
5052 Posts |
Posted - 09/25/2008 : 7:34:13 PM
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| Boys, boys, boys. Well, to tell you da troof, jello mo bettah den stringy billy goat, as far as kaukau goes, but I prefer a nice hot Italian sausage, myself. |
Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda |
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