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Peter Medeiros
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Posted - 07/06/2011 :  12:56:13 AM  Show Profile  Visit Peter Medeiros's Homepage  Reply with Quote
It's never too late to learn. Both my wife and kid text on their phones, I am still in the dark ages. So I was having trouble sleeping tonite and then a friend sent this email and it was so funny I thought I should share it with you:

I thought the following listing was appropriate ... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc.

So here are some codes for seniors:

ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WMG -Where My Glasses?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where're the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI - Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

wcerto
Ahonui

USA
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Posted - 07/06/2011 :  02:13:44 AM  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
LOL! GGCR - gotta go cardiac rehab. Latahz.

Me ke aloha
Malama pono,
Wanda
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